From Zero to Netflix Hero: NYC Acting Class Guarantees Fame (Or Your Money Back?)

**OMG! 😱 The “#1 professional actors studio” 🎬 is hosting a “Masterclass to Start Acting on TV”! 🤣 Beginners, get ready to be discovered! 🕵️‍♂️ Sun, 9/28 at 1 pm at Ripley Grier Studios in NYC! 🗽 Don’t miss it! 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️**

Meet Dave McKeown! 🧔‍♂️ He “helped start the careers of the Jonas Brothers”! 🎤🎸 Learn the ropes in a 2-hour masterclass! 🤯 Doors open 10 minutes early on the 16th floor, Room 16T! 🚪 Ages 18+ only! 🔞

Tickets: $45! 💸 Early bird: $30! 🐦 Limited tickets! 🎟️ Launch your acting career TODAY! 🚀 See success stories! 🤩 Netflix, Disney, NBC, Hulu, MAX, Fox… 🌟 EVERYWHERE! 🗺️

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Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.

Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.

Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤

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