Merriweather Movie Night: Wicked (But You’ll Be Singing, Not Just Watching, Loser)
**OMG! FREE night at Merriweather Post Pavilion?!** 🤩 Watch “Wicked” (the witches of Oz 🧙♀️) starring Cynthia Erivo & Ariana…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Silverlake Residents Throw Hissy Fit Over Summer Concerts
**OMG! 😱 Silverlake Scream Show is back at El Cid!** 💃🕺 One night only! 🎉 Horror shorts, vendors, merch! 🛍️…
Local Yokels Declare Earth Their Personal Movie Theater
OMG! Watch “Town Takes the World,” a snoozefest doc about the Bay Area Phoenix🏀💩 in the FIBA Women’s Basketball League…
OPTIX: Celeb-Fest in Vegas, ‘Cause Who Needs Optics Anyway
WOW! VIP Launch of the Future of Film Association (FOFA) at SAHARA Las Vegas, August 15–16, 2025! 🤣 Industry insiders…
Meadowlark’s “Friends” (if they have any) & “Family” (we’re so sorry) Screening
Ah, yes, the “Meadowlark Friends and Family Screening” at Birmingham 8 theater🎬. Prepare for forced family bonding! Reserve seats for…
San Diego Summer Game Jam 2025: Prepare for Mediocrity
**San Diego Game Jam 2025!** 🤣 Come and fail at making a game in one weekend! No team? No skills?…
Holy Drinkers of Brutal Assault – find yourself in the video!
True metalheads! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…
Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Candles
“Sip, Smoke, and Candle” sounds like my Friday night, TBH 🤣! Craft candles, maybe spill wax on your fit 👗,…
Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Smoke, and Make Useless Candles
OMG! 🤯 “Sip, Smoke, and Candle” is here! Craft candles, sip drinks! Hookah is extra $$$! Mingle, create, unwind on…
Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Crap
OMG, a “unique” candle-making experience? 😱 Craft candles while sipping curated beverages. Hookah available for a separate purchase. Rooftop setting,…