Dumb Wits Abandon Good Stocks, Embrace Colorless Investments
**OMG! 😱 Get ready for the “ALL WHITE PARTY” on August 23 at Caribbean Breeze, 276 Belmont Avenue, Brooklyn!** From…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Sunset Boulevard & Chinatown: Old Movies, Older Than Your Grandpa, But Hey, They’re On Film
😱Sunset Blvd & Chinatown😱 on 35mm! Saturday, August 23, 2025, at Million Dollar Theater! 😴10a: Sunset Boulevard (1950) – See…
Chinatown: Now in 35mm, Still a Million Dollar Ripoff
**OMG! 🙄 Secret Movie Club presents:**Chinatown in 35mm, August 23, 2025, 12:45pm! 2-for-1 tickets if you buy before August 14,…
Maab Chixx Movie Premiere: More Like a Black HOLE Event, Am I Right
MAAB CHIXX MOVIE PREMIERE😂🤣! WJCT Soundstage! Prepare for a cinematic masterpiece🎬 (or something)! Michael Carter, grant winner🏆, presents this gem💎!…
Chilling Night? More Like Mildly Uncomfortable Evening at AJC’s Nōryō Film Event
OMG! 👻 AJC’s back with its annual summer snooze-fest! Inspired by Japan’s nōryō (???) culture. Get ready for Hoichi the…
Another Hollywood Pathetic Attempt to Glorify War in Atlanta
OMG! AMERICAN WARRIOR VIP screening! 🤣 Be there or be square! Area 51 – Aurora Cineplex, Atlanta, August 23, 2025,…
“FRIDAY on a SATURDAY” aka Weekend Identity Crisis
OMG! 🙄West Wind El Rancho Drive-In Movies, 555 El Rancho Dr., Sparks, Nv. 89431, August 23rd, 2025! 🗓️ “FRIDAY” &…
SF- Film in a Day?! More like SF- Fail in a Day! Challenge Accepted!
Wanna be a star? ⭐ Join FILMMAKERS, ACTORS, WRITERS!!! Compete for Best Short Film at BASH- Bay Area & Sacramento…
SF- Actors, Writers & Directors Risk Sanity in 24-Hour Film Frenzy
**Want to be a star? 🌟 MMTB’s “make a movie” event is here!** Join FILMMAKERS, ACTORS, and WRITERS to compete…
Atlantic Comic Con’s Totally Official (and Totally Lit) After Party
Atlantic Comic Con After Party 🎉! August 23, 2025, 10:00 PM, 333 Waterside Dr. Cosplay? 🙄 Sure, if you want.…