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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Candles
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Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Candles

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

“Sip, Smoke, and Candle” sounds like my Friday night, TBH 🤣! Craft candles, maybe spill wax on your fit 👗,…

Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Smoke, and Make Useless Candles
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Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Smoke, and Make Useless Candles

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

OMG! 🤯 “Sip, Smoke, and Candle” is here! Craft candles, sip drinks! Hookah is extra $$$! Mingle, create, unwind on…

Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Crap
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Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Crap

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

OMG, a “unique” candle-making experience? 😱 Craft candles while sipping curated beverages. Hookah available for a separate purchase. Rooftop setting,…

Tampa’s Country Bar & Grill: Where Cowboys Cry in Their Beer
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Tampa’s Country Bar & Grill: Where Cowboys Cry in Their Beer

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

Ah, the “Southern Belle,” Tampa’s “hidden gem” in Ybor City!💎 More like a hidden dumpster fire! 🔥😂 Tuesdays? Singer-Songwriter Night…

Taylor Swift to Drop New Album: Prepare for Peak Showgirl Era, Whether You Like It or Not
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Taylor Swift to Drop New Album: Prepare for Peak Showgirl Era, Whether You Like It or Not

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

OMG 😱 Swifties, brace yourselves! Taylor Swift, our queen of Easter eggs and calculated chaos, is *finally* gracing us with…

Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Play With Hot Wax
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Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Play With Hot Wax

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

Oh, honey, get ready to SIP, SMOKE (but pay extra!), and CANDLE! 🙄 Craft candles while pretending you’re not basic.…

Late-Night Local Filmmaking: Where Dreams Go to Die
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Late-Night Local Filmmaking: Where Dreams Go to Die

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

**OMG! **The Late Hour Local Short Film Showcase**! Prepare for “networking,” local shorts, and AWARDS at Black Cat Theatre! 🎭…

Another Overpriced Clam Bake: Christine Hurley at Sea Crest Beach Resort
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Another Overpriced Clam Bake: Christine Hurley at Sea Crest Beach Resort

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Christine Hurley, self-proclaimed “Queen of Boston Comedy”👑, is gracing us with her presence! After failing to win America’s…

Kentucky: Where Amateurs Become Overpriced Film “Pros” for a Day
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Kentucky: Where Amateurs Become Overpriced Film “Pros” for a Day

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

WOW!🤯 Register for each fest segment separately at www.kentuckyfilmandtv.com. FREE entry, but they BEG for💰to fund next year’s screenplay thingy.🤣…

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818Day: Valley Dwellers Unite to Celebrate… Existing

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Join the totally lit 818 Day on Sunday, August 17th, 2025, 4–9 PM at Station 1640, Hollywood!** 🤪…

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