God Finally Gets a Website, Still Looks Like Geocities

God Finally Gets a Website, Still Looks Like Geocities

DOORS: 8:15 PM

SHOW: 8:30 PM

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God’s Website 🀑 presents The Magic Bell! ✨ It’s magic! πŸ”” How? 🀷 Who knows! 🀣 Click “Buy Tickets” for a surreal experience. Featuring: Gods Website, Fernanda Brigneti, Balfour Clark, Maria Connors, Bodhi Small, Elizabeth Templeman, Christian Wilson. 🎭 Prepare for 35 seats of chaos, then standing room! No refunds! πŸ’ΈπŸ”ž

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Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.

Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.

Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. πŸ€πŸŽ€

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