**OMG! 🙄Secret Movie Club PRESENTS *Sunset Boulevard* (Billy Wilder, William Holden, Gloria Swanson!), 🎬as part of their LA LOVES MOVIES 35mm marathon! SATURDAY, August 23, 2025, at 10am! At the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90013.😂**
Tickets 2 for 1 until August 14, 2025! Early bird until August 22, 2025!💸 Grand Central Market, yum! 🍔Parking: Grand Central Market Garage, 308 S Hill St. 🅿️ Don’t miss this “classic”!🤪
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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