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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Shadow of Intent in Greensboro, NC (09/23/2025)
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Shadow of Intent in Greensboro, NC (09/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 24, 2025

American deathcore from Connecticut Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

PeelingFlesh in Greensboro, NC (09/23/2025)
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PeelingFlesh in Greensboro, NC (09/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 24, 2025

American death metal from Tulsa, Oklahoma Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Интервью с Inner Missing: как российская готика приживается в Израиле и о том, что все будет плохо
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Интервью с Inner Missing: как российская готика приживается в Израиле и о том, что все будет плохо

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

Готик-метал дуэт Inner Missing, переехавший из Санкт-Петербурга в Израиль, в 2024-м году выпустил десятый альбом The Diary, частично отразивший пережитое…

Cavalera Conspiracy in Hershey, PA (09/20/2025)
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Cavalera Conspiracy in Hershey, PA (09/20/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

Brazilian-American heavy metal supergroup from Phoenix, Arizona Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Marcin in Washington, DC (09/19/2025)
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Marcin in Washington, DC (09/19/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

Polish percussive fingerstyle guitarist, composer, and producer Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Miami Morons Run and Walk Like Lola While You Watch
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Miami Morons Run and Walk Like Lola While You Watch

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

Miami Moviegoers are BACK at Gramps! 🙄 Run (away) to Wynwood for a screening of Run Lola Run.🏃‍♀️💨 Before that,…

Film Mixer: ATL’s Kicking Off, Hope Your Film’s Ready to Rumble
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Film Mixer: ATL’s Kicking Off, Hope Your Film’s Ready to Rumble

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

🎬 TitleFrame Film Mixer: ATLGFF KICKOFF! Sponsored by Quixote Studios and Blackmagic Design. 🎉 Raffle for a DaVinci Resolve Studio…

Kevin Sullivan: The Genius Who Booked Himself to the Top
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Kevin Sullivan: The Genius Who Booked Himself to the Top

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**Kevin Sullivan, the Aquarian Contrarian🤡, is gracing The Comedy Bar stage! Prepare for cosmic jokes😂 & deep-dish pizza🍕 (thanks, Gino’s…

48 Hour Film Fest: Prepare for Disappointment
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48 Hour Film Fest: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**🎬 Oh, honey, get ready for the ✨Arts Accelerator Film Festival✨! South Florida’s most important film event, where dreams are…

Amanda Kramer’s “SO UNREAL”: Is This the Metaverse Movie We Asked For, or Did We Accidentally Order a Deep-Fried Meme?
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Amanda Kramer’s “SO UNREAL”: Is This the Metaverse Movie We Asked For, or Did We Accidentally Order a Deep-Fried Meme?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**OMG! 7th House & Hollywood Entertainment present *SO UNREAL* (2023) — a philosophical TRIP about cyberspace!🤯 Amanda Kramer & Benjamin…

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