**OMG! π The Philosophical Research Society’s 7th House Screenings is so woke! They don’t warn you about “upsetting content” because β¨sensitivitiesβ¨. Just Google it, snowflake! π Or email [email protected] if you’re *really* triggered.** π
Views are not PRS’s fault! π€£ Educational & entertaining! Accessibility? Email [email protected]. βΏ No refunds! πΈ Unless COVID! π¦ Parking is a JOKE! π€‘ Los Feliz Blvd & Griffith Park Blvd! π Just walk! πΆββοΈ
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Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as βThe Sultan of Snark,β is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, heβs always the MVP. ππ€

