**OMG! 🙄 If you’re under 16, bring your parents… or don’t bother entering. Minors are like, SO not allowed without supervision. We need to protect you from… the *FILM MIXER*! 😱**
RSVP or you’re not important enough to attend any exhibit, seminar, special event or screening. 📵Vibrate those cell phones! We might record, photograph, and stream you for all eternity.📸 No unauthorized photos/recordings! Streaming? FORGET IT! 🚫
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Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
