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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Pride & Prejudice: A Pigsty of Petticoats and Preposterous Proposals
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Pride & Prejudice: A Pigsty of Petticoats and Preposterous Proposals

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2025

**OMG! BCC Pig Pen is hosting a P&P high school fan club meeting! 🤪 Doors open at 8:15 PM, show…

The Kirk Minihane Show: Still Employed, Somehow
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The Kirk Minihane Show: Still Employed, Somehow

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2025

OMG!🤡The Kirk Minihane Show is back in Saco, Maine on September 20!📍Saco Drive-In at Aquaboggan, so prepare for water rides!…

Riot’s Standup: Prepare for Mediocrity
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Riot’s Standup: Prepare for Mediocrity

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL 😂! Riot Comedy Club, the “fun” place to be, dares you to ditch boring bars.…

JUST NESHTERDAY
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JUST NESHTERDAY

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Taneshia “Just Nesh” Rice, seen on Kevin Hart’s Hart of the City on Comedy Central & Def Comedy…

Yo Cuento: More Like Yo Snoozo
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Yo Cuento: More Like Yo Snoozo

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 18, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “Yo Cuento: Entre Ríos Y Desiertos” at Patagonia Pasadena! Prepare for virtue signaling! 🎬 Big Bend National Park,…

As If! 30 Years of Peak Stupidity
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As If! 30 Years of Peak Stupidity

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 18, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Like, AS IF anyone cares about 30 years of Clueless! 💿✨ But if you’re, like, totally buggin’, head…

In memory of Tomas Lindberg from At The Gates
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In memory of Tomas Lindberg from At The Gates

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 16, 2025

Rest in piece, buddy Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

U MD Students Get Brainwashed By Indie Film Nonsense
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U MD Students Get Brainwashed By Indie Film Nonsense

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

OMG! 🤩 Don’t miss **NEW WAVE** documentary at University of Maryland, Ulrich Recital Hall, Tawes Hall, Sept 21st @ 1PM!…

Dallas Desperate for Dates: Balloon Animals or Bust
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Dallas Desperate for Dates: Balloon Animals or Bust

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

Welcome to POP THE BALLOON OR FIND LOVE : DALLAS, TX. EDITION!🤡 Join us at 6400 MAPLE AVE UNIT 850…

The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense
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The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

**Oh, the horror! 🤣** The Rocky Horror Picture Show at The Ritz, 🗓️Saturday, September 20th, 🕗8 PM. Sweet Translucent Dreams…

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