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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Jamaica Plain Film Fest: Like We Didn’t Have Enough Problems
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Jamaica Plain Film Fest: Like We Didn’t Have Enough Problems

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “Anyone suffering hardship” can beg for free tickets!** 🤣 General Admission: $25. LGH Member: $20. Student: $15. Email…

Musical Matinees: More Like “My Fair Bore-y”
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Musical Matinees: More Like “My Fair Bore-y”

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

My Fair Lady was a hit!💰 Second highest-grossing film of 1964! Won 8 Oscars, including Best Picture, Best Director &…

Naomi’s Gonna Show You What’s What
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Naomi’s Gonna Show You What’s What

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

**Naomi Daniels is here to save America from daytime talk show boredom! 🤩 Doors open at 6:30 PM, show at…

“Sea Boys” film: Prepare to be Board
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“Sea Boys” film: Prepare to be Board

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

RAD Arts Foundation proudly presents Award-Winning Iranian Film Screening🎬 SEA BOYS Cast: Afshin Hashemi, Mona Farjad Yasin Habibpour, Monib Bozorgzadeh…

Jamaica Plain Film Fest: More Like Jamaica Pain, Am I Right
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Jamaica Plain Film Fest: More Like Jamaica Pain, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Another boring lecture at Loring Greenough House, 12 South Street, Jamaica Plain, MA, 02130! 😴 Tickets: $15 (lol),…

Jamaica Plain Film Festival: More Like Jamaica BLAND Film FestivaL
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Jamaica Plain Film Festival: More Like Jamaica BLAND Film FestivaL

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

**OMG! 😱 $25 to get in? 🤣 Loring Greenough House is selling tickets like hotcakes! 🔥 Students get a “discount”…

Riot Comedy Club’s weekly amateur night: Prepare for cringe
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Riot Comedy Club’s weekly amateur night: Prepare for cringe

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL 😂! Netflix, HBO, Comedy Central losers invade to crack jokes at our expense! 🎭 Food,…

Silly Manners Secret Speakeasy: Shhh, Don’t Tell, Sept 7th, 8pm
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Silly Manners Secret Speakeasy: Shhh, Don’t Tell, Sept 7th, 8pm

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

OMG! Museum of Interesting Things presents: “Silly Manners Secret Speakeasy” 🤣 Sunday, Sept 7th, 8pm (NYC time). LIVE or virtual…

Tallie Medel’s Clown Show: Prepare for Peak Idiocy
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Tallie Medel’s Clown Show: Prepare for Peak Idiocy

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

DOORS: 6:45 PM SHOW: 7:00 PM BCC Pig Pen 🤡 Students from the Clown Level 1 Class, instructed by the…

Free Movie? More Like Free Naptime With Some Dude Yapping Afterward
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Free Movie? More Like Free Naptime With Some Dude Yapping Afterward

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

**OMG! 😴 “Fully Awake” 🙄 film screening about Black Mountain College? Doors open @ 6:30PM. Prepare for a spiritual awakening!…

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