OMG! 😱 Dragula’s Fantasia Royale Gaga is gracing Ink N Ivy with her presence! 💅 Get ready for a Pride Brunch you’ll pretend to remember! Doors open at 1:00 PM, show at 2:00 PM. 🍹 Food, drinks, and performances that may or may not leave you in awe.
21+ only! 🔞 Under 21? SASHY AWAY! 👋 Seating is a Hunger Games-style free-for-all. Groups of 6+ email [email protected]! 📧 Reservations vanish at 1:30 PM! 💨
Tickets? Buy now, or cry later! 😭 “We’re All Born Naked & the Rest is Drag” – Rupaul (as if you didn’t know!). Follow The Vanity House for updates you’ll probably ignore! 🙄

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
