Mostly Mesh in Charlotte, NC (10/07/2026)
Bass heavy post punk darkwave from Greensboro, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Computer Kill in Charlotte, NC (10/07/2026)
Post-punk/darkwave from Baltimore, MD Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Deceits in Charlotte, NC (10/07/2026)
Goth/post-punk from Los Angeles, Ca Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
3 Days at a Metal Festival Be Like… 💀
Three days of metal, no sleep, no voice, no legs left. 💀🤘 At this point, we're basically Frodo and Sam.…
When Security Tries to Kick You Out of the Mosh Pit
They asked me to leave the pit. They should have asked with respect. 💀 #FunnyAsHell #Metal #Metalhead #MoshPit #TheGodfather #DonCorleone…
When You Get Front Row at a Metal Show 🤘
Nothing hits quite like getting front row at a metal show. 🤘 #FunnyAsHell #Metal #Metalhead #MetalShow #Funny #Titanic #MovieMeme #Shorts…
Remembering Conrad «Cronos» Lant, Venom Founder and Frontman
Conrad "Cronos" Lant of black metal pioneers VENOM has died at the age of 63 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…
🌿 Metal Detox Live | 🤘 Dark Country & Southern Chaos 24/7
🐸 WELCOME TO METAL DETOX. Your ears have survived blast beats. Your neck has survived breakdowns. Your brain has survived…
When You Play Five Finger Death Punch at 7 AM 💀
Just wanted to play some Five Finger Death Punch. My neighbor had other plans. 💀 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…
Remembering Bruno Kramm, Co-Founder of Das Ich
Bruno Kramm, co-founder and keyboardist of German dark wave and gothic-industrial band Das Ich, died on September 26, 2026, hours…