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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Dying Oath at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)
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Dying Oath at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2026

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Haymaker NC at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)
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Haymaker NC at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2026

Groove metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

East Viridian at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)
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East Viridian at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2026

Deathcore from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Seneca Burns at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)
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Seneca Burns at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2026

Pop punk/emo from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Laniidae at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)
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Laniidae at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2026

Modern metalcore/hardcore from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Home for the Day at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)
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Home for the Day at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2026

Hard-hitting pop-punk from Taylorsville, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Remembering Chuck Varga, a founding member of GWAR
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Remembering Chuck Varga, a founding member of GWAR

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2026

GWAR Classic Member Chuck Varga Dies After Battle With Cancer. He was 68 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

Unto Others in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2026)
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Unto Others in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2026

Gothic rock/heavy from Portland, Oregon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Castle Rat in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2026)
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Castle Rat in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2026

Doom metal from Brooklyn, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2026

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