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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
📻 Radio Dead End: Vol. 4: : No Colours Records Vault — Black Metal Autopsy 1996-2008 🤘🔥
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📻 Radio Dead End: Vol. 4: : No Colours Records Vault — Black Metal Autopsy 1996-2008 🤘🔥

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

Loud, raw, and unholy! We are diving deep into the archives of No Colours Records with this massive 4-CD compilation…

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Dark ambient/industrial rock from Norway Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

Luxembourgish neofolk Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…

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Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

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Chuck B. BallsyMay 1, 2026

«Everything we've ever done or will do, we're gonna do over and over and over again — forever» Chuck B.…

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Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2026

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Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2026

As busy adults, we often forget that we were once children. From time to time, allow yourself to have some…

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Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2026

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