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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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Cercanía 2025: Because We Know You Secretly Yearn for More Emails

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

**OMG! Cercanía 2025 Digital Experience is HERE! 🤩 Prepare to be BORED on YouTube Live, June 27th, 10 am PST/11…

Facilitation: Because Adulting is Hard and We Need a Group Hug to Decide What to Order for Lunch
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Facilitation: Because Adulting is Hard and We Need a Group Hug to Decide What to Order for Lunch

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

OMG! A “super potente” 1h15 sesh in petit comité to play with facilitation? 🤣 Guaranteeing workshop success? 🤔 Yeah, right!…

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Delancey Rooftop: Prepare for Slightly Sweaty R&B and Questionable Decisions

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 NYC’s throwing a “Summer Rooftop Day Party” in MAY! Yes, MAY! 🍹🌴 Prepare for Hip-Hop, Afrobeats & “everything…

One-Year-Olds: Now With Added Care (Because They’re Probably Still Drooling)
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One-Year-Olds: Now With Added Care (Because They’re Probably Still Drooling)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

Maria, Mary, Jean, Carrey & Sacha 🤣 will present groundbreaking research on…wait for it…ONE-YEAR-OLDS!🤯 Prepare for deep dives into Hong…

Linkin Park at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)
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Linkin Park at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

American nu metal from Agoura Hills, California!

Linkin Park at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)
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Linkin Park at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

American nu metal from Agoura Hills, California!

Mastodon at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)
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Mastodon at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

American heavy metal band from Atlanta, Georgia!

Obituary at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)
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Obituary at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

American death metal band formed in Tampa, Florida!

Hollywood Undead at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)
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Hollywood Undead at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

American rap rock band from Los Angeles, California!

Municipal Waste at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)
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Municipal Waste at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

American crossover thrash band from Richmond, Virginia!

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