Karaoke In The Gardens: Plants Beg For Silence
OMG, Miami Gardens is, like, *19* years old?! 🥳 In 2022, this “city” (pop. 113k) in Miami-Dade County is trying…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Kids Building Wisconsin 2025: Probably Won’t Collapse (Maybe)
OH NOEZ! Kids Building Wisconsin is BACK! 🙄 Prepare for tiny humans swarming McKee Farms Park, Fitchburg, WI, May 17,…
Atlanta Rooftop Rave: Guaranteed to Cause Noise Complaints and Regret
OMG! Atlanta’s #1 Rooftop Day Party (allegedly, for 3 years!) returns to the newly renovated (who cares?) Cafe Circa Lounge,…
Career Fair: Desperate Tech Companies Throwing Warm Bodies at Problems, Get Your Free Swag (Maybe a Job)
**OMG! Another “exclusive” Tech Career Fair US/Canada! 🙄 Sign up, upload your soul (resume), and MAYBE, just MAYBE, Fortune 500…
Twinkl Phonics: Finally, A Way To Teach Reading (Maybe, Probably Not) To Kids Who Think Letters Are Just Squiggles
Oh, great, another mandatory “interactive” phonics session! 🙄 Prepare for breakout rooms of awkward silence and forced sharing. Cameras ON,…
Oh Noes! The Economy’s Gonna Die: A Guide to Hoarding Toilet Paper and Crying Into Your Savings
OMG, another “expert” 🙄! Ashley Feinstein Gerstley, CFP® (because acronyms = smart), wrote “Financial Adulting” 🤣 and “The 30-Day Money…
BET Awards 2025: Still Trying to Snag a Ticket, Huh
**OMG! 🙄 BET Experience: Buju Banton (who?) kicks things off WED, June 5 at the Hollywood Palladium. Roots Picnic (still…
NYC’s 2025 Small Business Expo: Come Watch Your Dreams Die Slowly
The NYC Department of Small Business Services (SBS) is hosting the NYC Small Business Month Expo! Get “free” info (lol),…
NYPL’s FREE Job Fair 2025: Come Get Slightly Less Unemployed!
**NYPL is hosting a Job Fair & Expo 2025! 🤣 Get FREE tickets on April 17 and “connect” with employers…
Miami Worldcenter’s “Grand” Opening: Free Tapas and Maybe a Parking Spot
OMG! Miami Worldcenter’s grand opening is on May 22nd! 🤩 RSVP? LOL, good luck with that! It’s at NE 10th…