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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — «This Is the New Shit»
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Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — «This Is the New Shit»

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

Shock rock from South Florida!

Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — «Disposable Teens»
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Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — «Disposable Teens»

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

Shock rock from South Florida!

**”9 AM? Sober Yacht Pre-Party? Yeah Right”**
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**”9 AM? Sober Yacht Pre-Party? Yeah Right”**

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Black Yacht Weekend 2025 pre-party! The 9am Beach Bash! 🏖️ Because who NEEDS sleep before a SOLD-OUT yacht…

Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — «Nod If You Understand»
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Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — «Nod If You Understand»

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

Shock rock from South Florida!

Black Satellite in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — cover «Sonne» Rammstein
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Black Satellite in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — cover «Sonne» Rammstein

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

American rock band from New York City, New York!

AfroCode NYC: Party So Hard You’ll Forget It’s Memorial Day
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AfroCode NYC: Party So Hard You’ll Forget It’s Memorial Day

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

🎉AfroCode NYC – Memorial Day Weekend🎉 4PM-9PM. Rooftop “vibes”? More like rooftop pigeons!🐦‍⬛ Hip-Hop, AfroBeats & Soca? AKA earbleed symphony!…

Fiesta Asia Street Fair: Still Happening in 2025, Apparently
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Fiesta Asia Street Fair: Still Happening in 2025, Apparently

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

**OMG! Fiesta Asia Street Fair boasts a WHOPPING 1000 performers! Artisans? Entrepreneurs? More like overachievers. 20+ cultures cramming into 8…

Oh, Great, Another Pickle Fest
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Oh, Great, Another Pickle Fest

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

More Pickles & More Fun Than Ever Before, Presented By The Pickled Guy! The 2025 Quad State Pickle Fest is…

Tame Impala DJ Set: Proof Kevin Parker’s Gone Full Dad Rock
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Tame Impala DJ Set: Proof Kevin Parker’s Gone Full Dad Rock

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

Orlove by Night Presents: LET IT HAPPEN: TAME IMPALA DANCE PARTY It’s gonna feel so good… We’re celebrating the music…

Blue October at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/15/2025)
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Blue October at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/15/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

American rock band from Houston, Texas!

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