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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Rob Zombie at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/15/2025)
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Rob Zombie at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/15/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

Robert Bartleh Cummings plays Industrial metal!

Manhattan Vintage: Finally, Clothes Older Than Your Grandma, May 16
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Manhattan Vintage: Finally, Clothes Older Than Your Grandma, May 16

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Manhattan Vintage Show, aka the “Beyoncé” of moth-eaten clothes, is back! Prepare for 90+ dealers peddling “vintage” (grandma’s…

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Zoom Séance: Where We All Pretend to Talk to Ghosts Together

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

**OMG! Prepare for a “unique and unforgettable experience” 🙄 at the “Fête des Pères”! Get ready for “messages from beyond”…

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Two Hours to Behold a Painting? More Like Two Hours to Question Your Life Choices

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

OMG! Velázquez’s *Las Meninas* (1656) is SOOOO deep 🙄. Art historians & philosophers (like Foucault) are still scratching their heads!…

So You Think You Can Lit Review: Human vs Robot (Loser Gets Deleted)
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So You Think You Can Lit Review: Human vs Robot (Loser Gets Deleted)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

Christelle Tondeur presents: Free labor for Alexandre Renaud’s “research”! 🧠 Sign up for this workshop, become a research assistant for…

Oh Great, Another FREE Liberatory Design Circle Jerk, June 3, 2025
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Oh Great, Another FREE Liberatory Design Circle Jerk, June 3, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

OMG! 🙄 “Liberatory Design Community of Practice” is BACK! Prepare for 3 HOURS of Zoom on June 3, 2025, 10:00…

So You Think You Can Queer: A Totally Definitive Guide to Existing
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So You Think You Can Queer: A Totally Definitive Guide to Existing

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

OMG! 😱 “Training” alert! Prepare for mandatory rainbows 🌈 and pronoun lessons! Learn how to not offend the easily offended…

South Side Punx in Charlotte, NC (05/15/2025)
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South Side Punx in Charlotte, NC (05/15/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

Street-punk/hardcore power from Charlotte, North Carolina!

Cumshot Wound in Charlotte, NC (05/15/2025)
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Cumshot Wound in Charlotte, NC (05/15/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

Cumcore from Nashville, Tennessee!

Decay in Charlotte, NC (05/15/2025)
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Decay in Charlotte, NC (05/15/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

Metal from Nashville, Tennessee!

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