“BURT” TOLEDO’S Cinematic Masterpiece: Prepare to be Underwhelmed!
“BURT” wins BEST COMEDY FEATURE (Cinequest Film Festival), BEST PICTURE (Phoenix Film Festival), BEST SCREENPLAY (Florida Film Festival) 🏆. It’s…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Camp Crystal Lake: Where counselors go to die, LOL
OMG! 🙄 “Friday the 13th Part 2 Fest” at Crystal Lake? 🤣Adults only (21+)! Advance tix on Eventbrite: $20. FX…
Dad’s Last Hurrah: Celebrating Father’s Day with Booze and Banda
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Thus Spoke Zarathustra in Charlotte, NC (06/08/2025)
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BackSlide in Charlotte, NC (06/08/2025)
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Rectoplasm in Charlotte, NC (06/08/2025)
Brutal Death Metal from Columbia, South Carolina! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
South Austin: Become a Gumshoe or Just Get Mugged
**OMG! Commander Mahoney needs YOU to solve a MURDER in South Austin!** 🕵️♀️ Visit 10 locations, solve crimes, and become…
Alpha Strain in Charlotte, NC (06/08/2025)
Hardcore/beatdown from Charlotte, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
So You Wanna Be a Star, Huh? (TV/Film Career Suicide Mission – 1:1)
**OMG! 🙄 BoJesse Christopher, born in San Francisco, Ca, is now in Los Angeles, Ca. He was in ‘Deputy’ (2020)…