Fever Fridays: Because Who Needs a Weekend When You Can Have the Plague Early
ALERT!🚨 Seven Midtown: where your “upscale” dreams crash. Gourmet dishes? More like overpriced snacks. But hey, ladies get FREE lemon…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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Deathcore band from Jersey City, New Jersey!
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