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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Migraine? Just Pop a Pill (Or Ten!): A Guide to Existing and Future Headache Cures (Maybe)
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Migraine? Just Pop a Pill (Or Ten!): A Guide to Existing and Future Headache Cures (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025

**OMG! 🤯 Dr. Shazia Afridi, headache guru from Guy’s & St Thomas’ (since 2013!), will be LIVE on Zoom! Witness…

Parental Conflict? More Like Parental COMBAT: A “Framework” to Stop the Madness (Maybe)
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Parental Conflict? More Like Parental COMBAT: A “Framework” to Stop the Madness (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025

“Understanding Your Relationships” 🙄 aka How Not to Mess Up Your Kids (Maybe). Join Dr. Hazel Douglas MBE & Co.…

Austin Art Fair 2025: Finally, Art You Can (Almost) Afford
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Austin Art Fair 2025: Finally, Art You Can (Almost) Afford

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025

OMG! Artsy peasants unite! We’re gracing the Palmer Events Center, May 15-18, 2025! Prepare for edition #2 of…*this*. 55 galleries!…

So You Think You Can Build a Team (Spoiler: You Can’t, But Come Watch Us Try)
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So You Think You Can Build a Team (Spoiler: You Can’t, But Come Watch Us Try)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025

RE/MAX Key House Group Roma presents: 🏡Workshop Online! 🗓️May 15, 2025, 🕖7 PM! 90 minutes to sell your soul! 😈They…

Arch Enemy in Charlotte, NC (05/13/2025)
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Arch Enemy in Charlotte, NC (05/13/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025

Swedish melodic death metal!

Fit for an Autopsy in Charlotte, NC (05/13/2025)
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Fit for an Autopsy in Charlotte, NC (05/13/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025

Deathcore band from Jersey City, New Jersey!

VAWG Learning Event: Probably Won’t Solve Anything, But Free Coffee
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VAWG Learning Event: Probably Won’t Solve Anything, But Free Coffee

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Another “Learning Event” to recap… LEARNING!🤯 About the Home Office Safer Streets Fund. Yawn.😴 VAWG is the focus,…

So You Think You Can Store Electricity: A 2025 Workshop for Power Grid Dreamers
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So You Think You Can Store Electricity: A 2025 Workshop for Power Grid Dreamers

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 2-day workshop! Learn 2 optimize grid energy storage! 🔋💸 DTE Energy & EPRI experts spill secrets on battery…

Mencap’s Totally Rad (Maybe) Webinar About Stuff After You’re Gone
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Mencap’s Totally Rad (Maybe) Webinar About Stuff After You’re Gone

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025

OMG! 😱Mencap’s here to teach you how to control your loved one’s $$ after you’re gone! Planning for the Future…

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dōTERRA’s Virtual Pyramid Scheme Pep Rally: Now With Extra Essential Oils of Boredom

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

ALERT! 🚨 doTERRA brainwashing seminar INCOMING! Prepare for mind control via essential oils! 🌿 Learn the “WHY” (because money!), science…

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