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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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Get Ready for Another Overpriced Weekend of Cosplay and Questionable Life Choices at Anime St Louis 2026

Chuck B. BallsyApril 24, 2026

The St. Louis, MO region’s biggest anime convention is coming! 🎉 April 24-26, 2026, at St. Charles Convention Center 📍…

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ATLANTA HOUSE PARTY WHERE YOU’LL PROBABLY LOSE YOUR PHONE AND FIND A NEW BEST FRIEND TIL 11PM WHEN THE FREE STUFF ENDS

Chuck B. BallsyApril 23, 2026

<strong(Get ready to rave at the ATL House Party 🎉 CIRCA FRIDAYS PRESENTS 🕺 Indoor • Outdoor • Heated Rooftop…

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Vitivinicolo chiama trovare lavoro online senza essere schiavo nei vigneti

Chuck B. BallsyApril 23, 2026

Incontro per prevenire lo sfruttamento lavorativo nelle aziende vitivinicole 🍷💼 Con Stronger Together e Equalitas 👥💪 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…

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Chuck B. BallsyApril 23, 2026

I can never fathom why we need a password to log in to pay a utility bill! If someone opens…

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Get Ready for the Most Epic Gaming Event in Hartford aka Your Aunt’s Basement Riftbound Regional Qualifier

Chuck B. BallsyApril 23, 2026

Riftbound Regional Qualifier: where harassment is so not cool 😎 Code of Conduct: no stalking, intimidation or hate symbols 🚫👮‍♂️…

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Strumenti di counseling aziendale per aiutare i tuoi dipendenti a non odiarti troppo

Chuck B. BallsyApril 23, 2026

Conoscenza, esperienza di buone pratiche e di strumenti per aumentare le proprie efficacia ed efficienza d’azione in ogni campo lavorativo…

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Henry VII: Because Who Needs Friends When You Can Just Execute Them for Treason

Chuck B. BallsyApril 22, 2026

👑😂 Get ready for the most unlikely king ever – Henry Tudor! 👑😂 🤣 He usurped power in 1485 and…

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Chuck B. BallsyApril 22, 2026

If someone look hard enough, you will find an issue with just about anything. This is just a waste of…

Remembering Dave Mason, Traffic co-founder
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Remembering Dave Mason, Traffic co-founder

Chuck B. BallsyApril 22, 2026

Dave Mason — a member of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and a co-founder of the prog-rock band…

Waking up every morning in the US and seeing the top news
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Waking up every morning in the US and seeing the top news

Chuck B. BallsyApril 22, 2026

Doubly true waking up on the West coast Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

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