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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Dotmemoria in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)
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Dotmemoria in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Hardcore (?) from NC with members of Valletta and Faith & Fiction Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

I think I’ve learned how to peel a watermelon😆
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I think I’ve learned how to peel a watermelon😆

Chuck B. BallsyApril 10, 2026

Barbers need to come for tutorials Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

📻 Radio Dead End: vol. 1: Listening to «VA — The Holy Bible 1992—2002» 💀 | (320 kbps)
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📻 Radio Dead End: vol. 1: Listening to «VA — The Holy Bible 1992—2002» 💀 | (320 kbps)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 9, 2026

«Dead men tell no tales, but they sure as hell sing.» ⚰️🎤 Welcome to the debut broadcast of Radio Dead…

She latched onto him like a nightmare from a zombie movie 😭
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She latched onto him like a nightmare from a zombie movie 😭

Chuck B. BallsyApril 9, 2026

First mistake was not standing your ground bud, now you have to go through insurance to fix the car Chuck…

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Chuck B. BallsyApril 9, 2026

This classic clip features Michel and Sven Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Whores. in Greensboro, NC (04/08/2026)
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Whores. in Greensboro, NC (04/08/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 9, 2026

Noise rock/sludge metal from Atlanta, Georgia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Corrosion of Conformity in Greensboro, NC (04/08/2026)
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Corrosion of Conformity in Greensboro, NC (04/08/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 8, 2026

American heavy metal from Raleigh, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Do you have an appointment… or tires?
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Do you have an appointment… or tires?

Chuck B. BallsyApril 8, 2026

He just needed a rotation, shops always upsell! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Eihwar in Warszawa, Poland (04/07/2026)
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Eihwar in Warszawa, Poland (04/07/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 7, 2026

French "Viking Dancefloor" duo that blends traditional Nordic folk with heavy electronic beats Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

Mira Ceti (Heilung) in Warszawa, Poland (04/07/2026)
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Mira Ceti (Heilung) in Warszawa, Poland (04/07/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 7, 2026

Aurore Reichert, a French singer, producer, and multi-disciplinary artist known for her work in dark folk and ritual music Chuck…

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