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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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B&N Virtually Presents: Allen Levi and His Theo of Golden Nonsense

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

“A word-of-mouth smash hit.” —The New York Times Barnes & Noble invites you to join bestselling author Allen Levi for…

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“10 Random Crap That Proves Scots vs. English Is Basically a Soap Opera”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

✨What can ancient trinkets tell us about language evolution? ✨ Join us for a riveting journey through time as Jeremy…

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How to Schmooze Like a Pro: The Dark Art of Business Networking (and Why You Should Probably Just Stay Home)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

🔥 January SOLD OUT, February SOLD OUT at 450 seats. March events are NOW OPEN. Seats are capped to protect…

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“National Child Safety Reform and NQF Legislative Changes: Because Kids Deserve Better Than a Bunch of Bureaucratic Nonsense”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

🚨 Important News for Childcare Workers! 🚨 VECRA is hosting a FREE info session on National Child Safety Reform and…

The best scenes from the “Scary Movie 6” trailer!
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The best scenes from the “Scary Movie 6” trailer!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

Those MFs are back! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

This is what l call growing old disgracefully
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This is what l call growing old disgracefully

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

When people get to this stage of distortion they are incapable of actually seeing themselves Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…

I would be lying on the floor using a whole roll of paper towels
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I would be lying on the floor using a whole roll of paper towels

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

This is what being good at your job looks like Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

Not one unique experience
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Not one unique experience

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

We’ve all been there Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

He knows he’s cooked
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He knows he’s cooked

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

He accepted his fate Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

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“Social Media Content Without the Cringe: How to Not Suck at Arts & Culture Storytelling”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

Social media content without the cringe: Storytelling for Arts & Culture 🎭✨ Tired of awkward dances and forced trends? This…

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