Uncle Acid & the Deadbeats in Charlotte, NC (09/08/2026)
English psychedelic rock and doom metal from Cambridge, England Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Remembering Andy Williams aka The Butcher (Every Time I Die)
Andy Williams, who played guitar for Every Time I Die while also working as a professional wrestler, passed away yesterday…
Neurosis in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)
Post-metal band from Oakland, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Acid Bath in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)
Sludge metal band from Houma, Louisiana, Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Melvins in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)
Alternative metal from Montesano, Washington Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Kylesa in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)
Sludge metal from Savannah, Georgia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
The NY Archive’s Gianna Corvino Is Bringing the Runway to Your Closet Instantly This NYFW Because Who Needs Human Interaction or a Social Life Anyway
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic fashion event of the year? 🎉👗 I mean, who needs…
Kelly Clarkson Was Absolutely Thrilled to Be Forced Into a Life of Fame and Fortune Against Her Will on American Idol
Kelly Clarkson, the OG American Idol winner, is still out here living her best life, and we’re all just over…
Nihilist Militia in Charlotte, NC (09/02/2026)
War metal from North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Dr. Blood’s Orgy of Gore in Charlotte, NC (09/02/2026)
Brutal Death Metal from Charlotte, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…