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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
A New ‘Jackass’ Movie Is Coming This Summer Because Apparently We Haven’t Learned Our Lesson
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A New ‘Jackass’ Movie Is Coming This Summer Because Apparently We Haven’t Learned Our Lesson

FinnJanuary 10, 2026January 10, 2026

🚨BREAKING: Johnny Knoxville Reports That Pain Is Back, And So Is Jackass 🚨 😱💥 In a move that shocked absolutely…

Mother’s Pride – Because Every Family Needs a Little More Chaos and a Lot More Cheese
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Mother’s Pride – Because Every Family Needs a Little More Chaos and a Lot More Cheese

FinnJanuary 10, 2026January 10, 2026

🚨BREAKING: Local Pub Discovers Beer Can Be Made With Water, Hops, and Apparently Hope! 🍻💥 In a groundbreaking revelation that…

The Wrecking Crew – Watch Jason Momoa and Dave Bautista Flex While Trying Not to Fall Over in the New Action-Comedy Trailer
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The Wrecking Crew – Watch Jason Momoa and Dave Bautista Flex While Trying Not to Fall Over in the New Action-Comedy Trailer

FinnJanuary 10, 2026January 10, 2026

The Wrecking Crew: When Two Overgrown Toddlers Discover They’re Related and Decide to Break Everything 🍿💥 In a cinematic universe…

Babylon Bee

Somber Tim Walz Announces Every Daycare Center Record Sadly Perished In Last Night’s Riot

FinnJanuary 10, 2026

    MINNEAPOLIS — A notably somber Governor Tim Walz announced that tragically, all of the state’s daycare records were destroyed…

Babylon Bee

Americans Now Living In Fear They Could Be Killed Just For Hitting ICE Agents With Cars

FinnJanuary 10, 2026

    U.S. — Following the events in Minneapolis this past week, liberals across America are now living under the constant…

Godzilla Minus Zero finally drops—because we all needed more monster chaos in our lives
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Godzilla Minus Zero finally drops—because we all needed more monster chaos in our lives

FinnJanuary 10, 2026January 10, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Godzilla Decides to Take a Third Vacation, Announces New Movie Because Apparently One Wasn’t Enough 🚨 In a…

Babylon Bee

RED ALERT: Your Toddler Can Now Reach The Counter

FinnJanuary 9, 2026

    RED ALERT! Everything you once believed is a lie. Your toddler is now capable of reaching your counters, and…

‘We’ll Take It From Here, Boys,’ Says Kash Patel To Confused Minneapolis Mail Carrier
The Onion

‘We’ll Take It From Here, Boys,’ Says Kash Patel To Confused Minneapolis Mail Carrier

FinnJanuary 9, 2026

       The post ‘We’ll Take It From Here, Boys,’ Says Kash Patel To Confused Minneapolis Mail Carrier appeared first on…

Babylon Bee

Democrats Warn Of Chilling Effect Voter ID Will Have On Rigged Elections

FinnJanuary 9, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold defense of democracy, Democrats warned Americans about the chilling effect voter ID laws…

DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars
The Onion

DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars

FinnJanuary 9, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Circulating a new advisory that highlighted what it called the “worst of the worst,” the Department of Homeland Security…

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