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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
‘Malcolm in the Middle’ Trailer Finally Explains Why We All Have Trust Issues
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‘Malcolm in the Middle’ Trailer Finally Explains Why We All Have Trust Issues

FinnDecember 29, 2025December 29, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Malcolm in the Middle Returns to Remind Us That Life is Still Unfair… Especially for People Who Thought…

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Walz Announces $8 Billion Grant To Somali Company To Investigate Fraud

FinnDecember 29, 2025

    ST. PAUL, MN — In response to growing allegations of fraud tied to Minnesota’s Somali community, Governor Tim Walz…

Images Of National Parks Replaced With Trump’s Face On Annual Passes
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Images Of National Parks Replaced With Trump’s Face On Annual Passes

FinnDecember 29, 2025

       The Interior Department announced plans to replace a picturesque image of Glacier National Park on the 2026 “America the…

MTA Admits To Fabricating Large Parts Of Subway Map
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MTA Admits To Fabricating Large Parts Of Subway Map

FinnDecember 29, 2025

       NEW YORK—In an effort to bring greater transparency to the city’s public transit system, New York’s Metropolitan Transportation Authority…

Babylon Bee

The Babylon Bee Announces Its ‘Persons Of The Year’ Awards For 2025

FinnDecember 28, 2025

    As we close out 2025, the time has come to announce the greatest of all awards, that prize far…

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The Babylon Bee Would Like To Inform Tim Walz We Are Now A Functioning Daycare In Minnesota

FinnDecember 28, 2025

    We at The Babylon Bee would like to let Governor Tim Walz know that we are now a fully…

Babylon Bee

Trump Gives Terrorists Gift Of Meeting Allah For Christmas

FinnDecember 27, 2025

    NIGERIA — President Trump has given dozens of ISIS terrorists the gift of getting to meet Allah for Christmas.…

Babylon Bee

Person Who Apparently Hates You Got Your Kid A Recorder

FinnDecember 26, 2025

    SAN CARLOS, CA — A person who apparently hates you got your kid a recorder for Christmas.   SAN CARLOS,…

Babylon Bee

Uh Oh: Wife Actually DID Want Something For Christmas

FinnDecember 26, 2025

    U.S. — What had been a joyous holiday threatened to be thrown into panic, as urgent reports began trickling…

Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die – Gore Verbinski’s Time Traveling Circus Starring Sam Rockwell Drops Poster
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Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die – Gore Verbinski’s Time Traveling Circus Starring Sam Rockwell Drops Poster

FinnDecember 26, 2025December 26, 2025

In a bold new cinematic experience that will make you question your life choices, Gore Verbinski’s latest film “Good Luck,…

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