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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Pedro Pascal: Ooooh Wanna Kiss Kiss Kiss! Mwah Mwah! Smoochie Smoochie!
The Onion

Pedro Pascal: Ooooh Wanna Kiss Kiss Kiss! Mwah Mwah! Smoochie Smoochie!

FinnJuly 31, 2025July 31, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Pedro Pascal: Ooooh Wanna Kiss Kiss Kiss! Mwah Mwah! Smoochie Smoochie! appeared first on The Onion.  …

‘Behold, He Is Not Dead, But Merely Sleeping,’ Pastor Declares Before Waking Harold In Back Pew
Babylon Bee

‘Behold, He Is Not Dead, But Merely Sleeping,’ Pastor Declares Before Waking Harold In Back Pew

FinnJuly 30, 2025

LITTLE ROCK, AR — Congregants at a local church were witnesses to a remarkable event, as a man who had…

Kamala Announces She Will Step Away From Politics To Spend More Time With Vodka
Babylon Bee

Kamala Announces She Will Step Away From Politics To Spend More Time With Vodka

FinnJuly 30, 2025

SACRAMENTO — Former Vice President Kamala Harris officially announced today that she would be stepping away from politics in order…

7 Items That Have Become Totally Unaffordable In Trump’s Economy
Babylon Bee

7 Items That Have Become Totally Unaffordable In Trump’s Economy

FinnJuly 30, 2025

Inflation may have skyrocketed under Biden, but Trump has also caused massive price increases for several beloved products. Here are…

Christian Parents Decide Portable Porn-Streaming Device Perfect Gift For 13-Year-Old Boy
Babylon Bee

Christian Parents Decide Portable Porn-Streaming Device Perfect Gift For 13-Year-Old Boy

FinnJuly 30, 2025

SANTA CLARITA, CA — Christian parents living in the valley have finally decided that a portable porn-streaming device is the…

CNN: White Man In Bronco Leading Police On High-Speed Chase
Babylon Bee

CNN: White Man In Bronco Leading Police On High-Speed Chase

FinnJuly 30, 2025

LOS ANGELES — CNN has reported that a white man driving a Ford Bronco is leading police on a chase…

Study Finds It Possible To Die From Broken Heart 
The Onion

Study Finds It Possible To Die From Broken Heart 

FinnJuly 30, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionA study published in Frontiers In Public Health found that it’s actually possible to die of a broken…

James Cameron Milks ‘Avatar’ With Cartoon for Babies
Breaking, Movie News

James Cameron Milks ‘Avatar’ With Cartoon for Babies

FinnJuly 30, 2025July 30, 2025

OMG! 😱 James Cameron, bless his heart (and ego), is allegedly considering an animated Avatar spinoff. Because what the world…

‘Happy Gilmore 2’ Bombs So Hard It Breaks Netflix’s Servers
Breaking, Movie News

‘Happy Gilmore 2’ Bombs So Hard It Breaks Netflix’s Servers

FinnJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

Oh, sweet golfing gods, bow down to the cinematic masterpiece that is Happy Gilmore 2! 🏌️‍♂️ After a grueling 30-year…

9 Early Frontrunners For The 2028 Democratic Primary
Babylon Bee

9 Early Frontrunners For The 2028 Democratic Primary

FinnJuly 29, 2025

Sure, the calendar may still read “2025,” but the 2028 presidential primary season will be here before you know it.…

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