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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
M. Night Shyamalan Ruins the Magic 8 Ball with a TV Show No One Asked For
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M. Night Shyamalan Ruins the Magic 8 Ball with a TV Show No One Asked For

FinnOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

  🤡 A Magic 8 Ball TV show? Oh, honey, the signs point to… maybe? I mean, who asked for…

Impressionable Teen Falls In With Wrong Socioeconomic Class
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Impressionable Teen Falls In With Wrong Socioeconomic Class

FinnOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionLARCHMONT, NY—Noting the 16-year-old had too big of an inheritance ahead of him to throw it all away,…

Man Buys New TV So He Can Watch NFL Refs Blow Calls In Stunning 4K Resolution
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Man Buys New TV So He Can Watch NFL Refs Blow Calls In Stunning 4K Resolution

FinnOctober 13, 2025

NEW BRAUNFELS, TX — One superfan’s dream of seeing his team play in high definition came true this weekend, as…

Edgar Wright’s “The Running Man” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Expectations Subverted (Maybe)
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Edgar Wright’s “The Running Man” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Expectations Subverted (Maybe)

FinnOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Edgar Wright, the guy who peaked with “Shaun of the Dead” 🧟‍♂️ (let’s be real, “Baby Driver” was just okay…

Nuremberg: Finally, a movie about trials that’s not about your dating life
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Nuremberg: Finally, a movie about trials that’s not about your dating life

FinnOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Dropping into cinemas November 14th, Nuremberg stars a bunch of actors who probably needed the paycheck. 💰 We’re talking Academy…

Luc Besson’s “The Big Blue” Drowning in 4K UHD: A Remastered Tragedy
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Luc Besson’s “The Big Blue” Drowning in 4K UHD: A Remastered Tragedy

FinnOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Luc Besson’s snoozefest, The Big Blue – starring Jean Reno, Jean-Marc Barr (who?) and Rosanna Arquette (remember her?) – is…

Aaron Rodgers Suffers Torn Cerebellum After Attempting Telepathic Audible
The Onion

Aaron Rodgers Suffers Torn Cerebellum After Attempting Telepathic Audible

FinnOctober 12, 2025October 12, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionPITTSBURGH—In a devastating setback that could sideline the quarterback for weeks, sources confirmed Sunday that Aaron Rodgers suffered…

Diane Keaton, Queen of Quirky Rom-Coms, Kicks the Bucket at a Respectable 79
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Diane Keaton, Queen of Quirky Rom-Coms, Kicks the Bucket at a Respectable 79

FinnOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

OMG! 😱 Like, can you even believe it? Diane Keaton, or whatever, croaked! 💀 Apparently, this happened on Saturday, October…

AI Deepfakes Of Dead Celebrities Spark Outrage
The Onion

AI Deepfakes Of Dead Celebrities Spark Outrage

FinnOctober 11, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionSaying it desecrates the late entertainers’ legacies, the families of Robin Williams and George Carlin have strongly condemned…

Fair: Trump Sets Letitia James’s Bail At $355 Million
Babylon Bee

Fair: Trump Sets Letitia James’s Bail At $355 Million

FinnOctober 11, 2025

U.S. — In an effort to ensure equal treatment of all people under the law, President Trump has set Letitia…

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