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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Biden Confirms That Before Declaring New Amendment, He Talked To Respected Constitutional Scholars Beavis And Butt-Head
Babylon Bee

Biden Confirms That Before Declaring New Amendment, He Talked To Respected Constitutional Scholars Beavis And Butt-Head

FinnJanuary 18, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stunning declaration, President Biden has unilaterally added a new amendment to the Constitution, officially making…

FDA Bans Red Food Dye
The Onion

FDA Bans Red Food Dye

FinnJanuary 18, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe U.S. Food and Drug Administration has banned the use of red dye No. 3 in food, beverages,…

With TikTok Banned, China Forced To Spy On Americans By Hiding Little Cameras In Fortune Cookies
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With TikTok Banned, China Forced To Spy On Americans By Hiding Little Cameras In Fortune Cookies

FinnJanuary 17, 2025

BEIJING — With a TikTok ban soon to take effect in the United States, the Chinese Communist Party was forced…

The Onion

Egyptologists Unearth Depictions Of Simple Ramps, Levers Aliens Used To Build Pyramids 

FinnJanuary 17, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionCAIRO—Finally solving the mystery of how such architectural wonders could have been built with primitive tools in ancient…

Ohtani Generously Donates 7 At-Bats’ Worth Of Salary To California Fire Victims
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Ohtani Generously Donates 7 At-Bats’ Worth Of Salary To California Fire Victims

FinnJanuary 17, 2025

LOS ANGELES, CA — As the surrounding areas of Los Angeles faced the daunting task of rebuilding after the devastation…

Babylon Bee Fashion Tip: Ladies, Choose Your Rattiest Set Of Pajamas To Wear To The Airport
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Babylon Bee Fashion Tip: Ladies, Choose Your Rattiest Set Of Pajamas To Wear To The Airport

FinnJanuary 17, 2025

U.S. — Airports can be hard, especially when you’re a woman trying to decide on the best outfit to wear…

Gen Z: Here Are 15 Things You Can Do With Your Time Now That TikTok Is Banned
Babylon Bee

Gen Z: Here Are 15 Things You Can Do With Your Time Now That TikTok Is Banned

FinnJanuary 17, 2025

TikTok has been officially banned over concerns of improper data collection and the spread of propaganda from the Chinese-owned app.…

😱 Monkey Business: BLM Sees Racism in a new Osgood Perkins horror!
🤡 Woke Mob Canceled...a Stuffed Animal?! 😂
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😱 Monkey Business: BLM Sees Racism in a new Osgood Perkins horror!

FinnJanuary 17, 2025January 17, 2025

Well, folks, it seems the perpetually offended have found their newest target, and this time, it’s not a historical statue,…

Gen Z Upset About TikTok Ban For 4.3 Seconds, Which Is The Maximum Amount Of Time They Can Focus On Something Thanks To TikTok
Babylon Bee

Gen Z Upset About TikTok Ban For 4.3 Seconds, Which Is The Maximum Amount Of Time They Can Focus On Something Thanks To TikTok

FinnJanuary 17, 2025

U.S. — After the U.S. Supreme Court upheld a ban on the Chinese social media platform TikTok, Gen Z managed…

Senate Committee Sticks To Softball Questions For Shotgun-Toting Kristi Noem
Babylon Bee

Senate Committee Sticks To Softball Questions For Shotgun-Toting Kristi Noem

FinnJanuary 17, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem was expected to be approved as Trump’s Secretary of Homeland Security following…

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