Girl Fireman Rushes Into Burning Building To Tell Victim He’s Too Heavy But The Real Firemen Will Be Here In 15 Minutes
LOS ANGELES, CA — Girl firefighter Melissa Sandros risked life and limb yesterday as she entered a burning building to…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Song At Funeral Comforts Everyone By Telling Them There’s No Heaven, Religion Is A Lie, And Everything Is Ultimately Meaningless
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Mourners who had gathered at the National Cathedral on Thursday to say goodbye to former President Jimmy…
Nation Gets Preview Of Gavin Newsom Presidency
U.S. — As the entire nation watched in horror at the devastation being unleashed on California by multiple wildfires, the…
Newsom Reassures Fire Victims He’ll Be Prepared Next Time, Now That He Knows Water Is Useful In Fighting Fires
SACRAMENTO, CA — As wildfires continued to spread destruction across large swathes of California, Governor Gavin Newsom reassured victims of…
Artist Profile: SZA
Read MoreThe OnionSinger-songwriter SZA has released Lana, the long-anticipated deluxe edition of her critically acclaimed 2022 album SOS. Here is…
At Least Child Laborer Not Staring At iPad All Day
Read MoreThe OnionThe post At Least Child Laborer Not Staring At iPad All Day appeared first on The Onion. FinnFinn…
10 Things That Caused The California Wildfires
As the world continued to look on in shock at the devastation being caused by multiple wildfires ravaging Southern California,…
Meta To End Fact-Checking
Read MoreThe OnionMeta CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced the company is abandoning the use of independent fact checkers, replacing them with…
Notorious Grooming Gang Votes To Not Investigate Itself
LONDON — Public outrage over the scandal related to allegations of ongoing abuse of children intensified in the United Kingdom…
Gavin Newsom Spotted Dining At Smoldering Remains Of Nobu
Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—Admitting that he regretted his actions given the devastation wrought by wildfires through much of the Los…