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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
9 Things More Exciting Than Watching Golf
Babylon Bee

9 Things More Exciting Than Watching Golf

FinnApril 11, 2025

Thousands of people have gathered in Augusta, Georgia, this weekend to watch the Masters Tournament, with millions more set to…

Get A Load Of This White-Knighting SIMP Saving A Princess From A Dragon
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Get A Load Of This White-Knighting SIMP Saving A Princess From A Dragon

FinnApril 11, 2025

Get a load of this idiot white-knight SIMP trying to save a princess from a dragon. What a beta male!…

Texas Bans Sale Of Assault Rifles With Capacity Of Less Than 30 Rounds
Babylon Bee

Texas Bans Sale Of Assault Rifles With Capacity Of Less Than 30 Rounds

FinnApril 11, 2025

AUSTIN, TX — In a landmark move for the state, the Texas legislature overwhelmingly passed a bill to ban the…

The Onion

Ozempic User Explains How Weight Loss Changed The Way People Slapped Her Belly

FinnApril 11, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Ozempic User Explains How Weight Loss Changed The Way People Slapped Her Belly appeared first on…

Researchers Taste Miso Fermented In Space
The Onion

Researchers Taste Miso Fermented In Space

FinnApril 11, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionScientists recently had the opportunity to taste a batch of “space miso” fermented for 30 days aboard the…

‘Man, People Are Going To LOVE Reading This One,’ Says Moses While Writing Leviticus
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‘Man, People Are Going To LOVE Reading This One,’ Says Moses While Writing Leviticus

FinnApril 11, 2025

MOUNT SINAI — Hot off the success of Genesis and Exodus, Moses expressed confidence that everyone would love his follow-up…

China Trade War Update: Trump Classifies Panda Express As Domestic Terror Organization
Babylon Bee

China Trade War Update: Trump Classifies Panda Express As Domestic Terror Organization

FinnApril 11, 2025

U.S. — Following dueling tariff increases heading into the weekend, no end to the trade war between China and the…

The Onion

Hush Falls Over Crowd After Bagel Tears ACL In Jumbotron Race

FinnApril 11, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionCHICAGO—Thousands of horrified Bulls fans reportedly gasped and shuddered Tuesday when a cartoon bagel tore his ACL in…

The Onion

Sarah Miller

FinnApril 11, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionSarah Miller, 47, died happy when her claim that her son’s erratic driving was “going to get [them]…

Man Can’t Wait For America To Finally Be Great Again So He Can Stop Wearing Itchy Trucker Hat
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Man Can’t Wait For America To Finally Be Great Again So He Can Stop Wearing Itchy Trucker Hat

FinnApril 10, 2025

TUSTIN, CA — Louis Silverton, a longtime supporter of President Trump, says he can’t wait for America to finally be…

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