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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
🤠 Amazon Reinvents Mass Effect: Forget the Reapers, Meet Galactic Two-Day Shipping!
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🤠 Amazon Reinvents Mass Effect: Forget the Reapers, Meet Galactic Two-Day Shipping!

FinnNovember 11, 2024November 11, 2024

Hold onto your space helmets, folks! Amazon MGM Studios has decided that saving the galaxy from annihilation wasn’t quite epic…

Jimmy Kimmel Ratings Soar After Debuting New Segment Where He Stands There All Sad And Cries Like A Wuss
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Jimmy Kimmel Ratings Soar After Debuting New Segment Where He Stands There All Sad And Cries Like A Wuss

FinnNovember 10, 2024November 10, 2024

U.S. — Ratings for Jimmy Kimmel’s late-night show soared this past week after he debuted a new segment where he…

Tour Drama: CKY’s Chad I Ginsburg «Heroically» Clocks Alien Ant Farm Vocalist – Here’s Why Fans are Cheering «Bravo» 😎
Alien Ant Farm's Dryden Mitchell and CKY's Chad I Ginsburg
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Tour Drama: CKY’s Chad I Ginsburg «Heroically» Clocks Alien Ant Farm Vocalist – Here’s Why Fans are Cheering «Bravo» 😎

FinnNovember 10, 2024November 10, 2024

In a bizarre twist fit for the rock ‘n’ roll hall of infamy, Chad I Ginsburg, the outspoken and occasionally…

The Onion

Trump Boys Have Slap Fight Over Who Gets To Run Foreign Policy Meetings

FinnNovember 9, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionPALM BEACH, FL—Lashing furiously at each other’s faces with their flailing hands, the Trump boys were reportedly engaged…

Rosie O’Donnell Vows To Continue 38-Year Sex Strike
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Rosie O’Donnell Vows To Continue 38-Year Sex Strike

FinnNovember 9, 2024November 9, 2024

MALIBU, CA — In an impassioned announcement made in protest of President-Elect Donald Trump’s victory Tuesday night, celebrity Rosie O’Donnell…

Democrats Search For Answers After Trump Victory
The Onion

Democrats Search For Answers After Trump Victory

FinnNovember 8, 2024November 8, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionDemocrats across the country were left in disbelief as they confronted the reality of another Donald Trump presidency,…

Here Is A Complete List Of The Rights You Just Lost Now That Trump Has Been Elected
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Here Is A Complete List Of The Rights You Just Lost Now That Trump Has Been Elected

FinnNovember 8, 2024November 8, 2024

Trump is now President-Elect and we are now living in the Handmaid’s Tale and all our rights are gone and…

The Onion

What To Know About Zyn

FinnNovember 8, 2024

The OnionZyn, a brand of nicotine pouches, has surged in popularity, particularly among young men. Here is what you need…

Yoda Goes Black, Chewbacca’s New Pronouns: Lucasfilm’s Wild Plans for Star Wars 😱🌟
Lucasfilm Strikes Again: New Star Wars Trilogy Promises More Diversity – And Fewer Jedi” 😂✨
Movie News

Yoda Goes Black, Chewbacca’s New Pronouns: Lucasfilm’s Wild Plans for Star Wars 😱🌟

FinnNovember 8, 2024

Lucasfilm has done it again, folks. Just when you thought the Star Wars universe couldn’t squeeze out another plot twist,…

4D Chess: Democrats Admit Trump Actually Won In 2020 And Is Now Unable To Serve Third Term
Babylon Bee

4D Chess: Democrats Admit Trump Actually Won In 2020 And Is Now Unable To Serve Third Term

FinnNovember 7, 2024

U.S. — Controversy erupted today following Donald Trump’s landslide election victory, as Democrats admitted that Trump actually won in 2020…

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