Trump Invokes Law Used To Justify Japanese Internment Camps
Read MoreThe OnionPresident Donald Trump invoked the Alien Enemies Act for the first time since it was used to intern…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Frightened Child Sits Atop Stairs Watching Parents Argue About Ending Of ‘Sopranos’
Read MoreThe OnionST. CHARLES, MO—Covering her ears as her father screamed at her mother about the overuse of suggestive POV…
Jeremy Steps Down As CEO At Daily Wire, Founds New Company ‘Jeremy’s Daily Wire’
NASHVILLE, TN — One of conservative media’s most prominent figures has announced that he will be stepping down as CEO…
4-Year-Old Calls 911 To Report Mom For Eating His Ice Cream
Read MoreThe OnionA 4-year-old Wisconsin boy called 911 to report that his mom was eating his ice cream, saying she…
Federal Judge Orders Price Of Eggs To Go Back Up
U.S. — Egg prices are finally on the decline for the first time since 2022, but one federal judge has…
Nintendo Charged With Crimes Against Humanity For Neglecting To Port ‘Wind Waker’ To The Switch
THE HAGUE, NETHERLANDS — In a stunning development, the International Criminal Court (ICC) has reportedly filed charges against Nintendo Co.,…
Report: You Could Just Lose An Arm One Day
Read MoreThe OnionThe post Report: You Could Just Lose An Arm One Day appeared first on The Onion. FinnFinn McFrame,…
CIA Files Reveal JFK Was Killed By Seed Oils
U.S. — In a long-awaited declassification of government documents related to one of the most monumental events in American history,…
Disney Wondering If It’s Too Late To Replace Rachel Zegler With Kevin Spacey
U.S. — Walt Disney Studios is running damage control ahead of its live-action remake of Snow White and the Seven…
Basic Woman’s Entire Personality Revolves Around Things She Enjoys
Read MoreThe OnionNORFOLK, VA—Rolling their eyes at her mindless embrace of that which brings her happiness in life, sources confirmed…