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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Trump Renames Eric ‘Eric Of America’

FinnMarch 6, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Trump Renames Eric ‘Eric Of America’ appeared first on The Onion.   FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind…

Mechanic Exhausted After Long Day of Making Up Fake Car Parts That Need To Be Fixed
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Mechanic Exhausted After Long Day of Making Up Fake Car Parts That Need To Be Fixed

FinnMarch 6, 2025

ALLENTOWN, PA — Local mechanic Ruben Rivera appeared exhausted Wednesday after a long day making up fake car parts that…

Catholic Church Introduces White Ashes For Black People
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Catholic Church Introduces White Ashes For Black People

FinnMarch 6, 2025

VATICAN — Ash Wednesday in 2025 was the most inclusive ever, say Vatican officials, thanks to the introduction of new…

Democrats Ready To Defend Department Of Education Just As Soon As They Figure Out What It Does
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Democrats Ready To Defend Department Of Education Just As Soon As They Figure Out What It Does

FinnMarch 6, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With reports circulating that President Donald Trump was preparing to sign an executive order to eliminate the…

The Onion

Fact-Checking Trump On The Russia-Ukraine War

FinnMarch 6, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionFollowing his Oval Office clash with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, President Donald Trump has paused military aid to…

The Onion

Town With Heavyset Mule Stuck In Barn Door Plumb Out Of Ideas

FinnMarch 6, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionRANBURNE, AL—Concluding an hours-long summit with top thinkers from the area, residents of a town with a heavyset…

Air1 Runs Another Commercial About How They Don’t Have Any Commercials
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Air1 Runs Another Commercial About How They Don’t Have Any Commercials

FinnMarch 5, 2025

FRANKLIN, TN — Listeners were in for an unexpected treat last night, as Christian radio network Air1 unveiled another commercial…

Report: TobyMac Still Doing His Thing
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Report: TobyMac Still Doing His Thing

FinnMarch 5, 2025

U.S. — According to sources, DC Talk founder and 2004 Dove Award-winning solo artist Toby Mac is still out there,…

The Onion

Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China

FinnMarch 5, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Promising a glorious future marked by limitless prosperity for the East Asian nation, President Donald Trump outlined a…

8 Powerful Ways Democrats Protested Trump’s Speech
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8 Powerful Ways Democrats Protested Trump’s Speech

FinnMarch 5, 2025

The world is abuzz following President Donald Trump’s speech before a joint session of Congress, with many people talking about…

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