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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Weezer Voted ‘Most Just OK’ Band Of All Time
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Weezer Voted ‘Most Just OK’ Band Of All Time

FinnMarch 3, 2025

U.S. — Alternative rock band Weezer has been dubbed the “Most Just OK” band of all time following a vote…

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Pete Hegseth Deploys 3,000 U.S. Troops On Beer Run

FinnMarch 3, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Declaring the utter lack of alcohol in the Pentagon kitchen to be a “national emergency,” Defense Secretary Pete…

Trump Wants To Pardon Pete Rose: Here Are 10 Other Sports Pardons Trump Is Considering
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Trump Wants To Pardon Pete Rose: Here Are 10 Other Sports Pardons Trump Is Considering

FinnMarch 3, 2025

Trump announced his intention to pardon the late Pete Rose, a ball player who was disqualified from the Baseball Hall…

Woman Contaminates Grocery Store Food With Urine For Years
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Woman Contaminates Grocery Store Food With Urine For Years

FinnMarch 3, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionA New Hampshire woman was arrested after several years of allegedly urinating on items at a food co-op…

Europe Pledges To Send Ukraine Their Entire Military Might Of 3 Panzer Tanks And A Nazi Motorcycle With A Sidecar
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Europe Pledges To Send Ukraine Their Entire Military Might Of 3 Panzer Tanks And A Nazi Motorcycle With A Sidecar

FinnMarch 3, 2025

LONDON — The European members of NATO have rushed to the defense of Ukraine following criticism by the Trump administration,…

Movie Theater Ceiling Collapses During ‘Captain America’ Screening
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Movie Theater Ceiling Collapses During ‘Captain America’ Screening

FinnMarch 3, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionAfter a ceiling collapsed onto the audience during a screening of the latest Marvel film, a theater in…

Viking Ancestors Looking Down From Valhalla Really Embarrassed By Their Descendents
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Viking Ancestors Looking Down From Valhalla Really Embarrassed By Their Descendents

FinnMarch 3, 2025

VALHALLA — Mighty viking warriors looked down from their eternal resting place with embarrassment as their progeny floundered with basic…

Health Tip: Instead Of A Glossy Bag Of Potato Chips, Go For The Matte Bag With A Picture Of A Farmhouse
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Health Tip: Instead Of A Glossy Bag Of Potato Chips, Go For The Matte Bag With A Picture Of A Farmhouse

FinnMarch 3, 2025

U.S.A — The FDA released updated health advice this week, including guidance around what kind of potato chips are the…

Trump Institutes Military Draft For Everyone With Ukraine Flag In Their Facebook Profile
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Trump Institutes Military Draft For Everyone With Ukraine Flag In Their Facebook Profile

FinnMarch 3, 2025

WASHINGTON, DC — President Donald Trump announced this week he will be instituting a mandatory military draft for any American…

The Onion

What To Know About ‘The Pitt’

FinnMarch 3, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe Pitt, a new medical drama series on Max, has received an outpouring of praise for its realistic,…

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