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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Here Is A Complete List Of The Rights You Just Lost Now That Trump Has Been Elected
Babylon Bee

Here Is A Complete List Of The Rights You Just Lost Now That Trump Has Been Elected

FinnNovember 8, 2024November 8, 2024

Trump is now President-Elect and we are now living in the Handmaid’s Tale and all our rights are gone and…

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What To Know About Zyn

FinnNovember 8, 2024

The OnionZyn, a brand of nicotine pouches, has surged in popularity, particularly among young men. Here is what you need…

Yoda Goes Black, Chewbacca’s New Pronouns: Lucasfilm’s Wild Plans for Star Wars 😱🌟
Lucasfilm Strikes Again: New Star Wars Trilogy Promises More Diversity – And Fewer Jedi” 😂✨
Movie News

Yoda Goes Black, Chewbacca’s New Pronouns: Lucasfilm’s Wild Plans for Star Wars 😱🌟

FinnNovember 8, 2024

Lucasfilm has done it again, folks. Just when you thought the Star Wars universe couldn’t squeeze out another plot twist,…

4D Chess: Democrats Admit Trump Actually Won In 2020 And Is Now Unable To Serve Third Term
Babylon Bee

4D Chess: Democrats Admit Trump Actually Won In 2020 And Is Now Unable To Serve Third Term

FinnNovember 7, 2024

U.S. — Controversy erupted today following Donald Trump’s landslide election victory, as Democrats admitted that Trump actually won in 2020…

Exclusive: Leaked Secrets of Rockstar’s Wildest GTA VI Player Reactions! 🤯
🚨 GTA VI Prepares for Chaos: Here’s What «Non-Standard Player Behavior» Really Means! 😱
Games News

Exclusive: Leaked Secrets of Rockstar’s Wildest GTA VI Player Reactions! 🤯

FinnNovember 7, 2024November 7, 2024

In a shocking twist that has gamers chuckling and developers reaching for their antacids, former Rockstar designer Ben Hinchliffe has…

🎸 Did Rihanna’s Fake Promise Crush Kamala’s Chances? Fans Demand Answers! 😱
🎤 Rihanna’s Song Promise Cost Kamala the Presidency? Capitol Hill Reacts! 🗳️
Music News

🎸 Did Rihanna’s Fake Promise Crush Kamala’s Chances? Fans Demand Answers! 😱

FinnNovember 6, 2024November 6, 2024

In one of the most absurd twists of the 2024 presidential election, rumors claimed Kamala Harris’s loss wasn’t due to…

😱 New Days of Thunder Sequel Set to Drive Woke Hollywood Wild! 🏁💥
Tom Cruise's Shocking Makeover in Days of Thunder 2 — From Racer to Activist? 👀🔥
Movie News

😱 New Days of Thunder Sequel Set to Drive Woke Hollywood Wild! 🏁💥

FinnNovember 5, 2024November 5, 2024

Tom Cruise is reportedly back on the track — but this time, he’s doing laps around political correctness! At 62…

Gender Gap: Woman Only Gets 78% The Vote Man Gets
Babylon Bee

Gender Gap: Woman Only Gets 78% The Vote Man Gets

FinnNovember 5, 2024November 6, 2024

U.S. — The gender gap was once again proven to be real as a woman was only awarded 78% of…

Trump Beats Another Woman
Babylon Bee

Trump Beats Another Woman

FinnNovember 5, 2024November 6, 2024

U.S. — President Donald Trump has officially beaten yet another woman, remaining undefeated against women.   Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame,…

🎮 BioWare’s «Mancleaners» and the New Woman Effect: A Look Inside the Studio’s Gender Revolution 💼
🔥 BioWare Only Hires Men Who Bow to “The Matriarchy”? Inside Endymion’s Shocking Exposé! 🚀
Games News

🎮 BioWare’s «Mancleaners» and the New Woman Effect: A Look Inside the Studio’s Gender Revolution 💼

FinnNovember 4, 2024

Rumors are swirling that BioWare has a new hiring policy — only men who support the mysterious «matriarchy» are welcome!…

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