Study Finds Revving Corvette Outside Her Office Best Way To Show Ex What She’s Missing
Read MoreThe OnionBOSTON—In a new study conducted to examine the effects of high-octane vehicles on getting her back once and…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Uh Oh: Saint Peter Starts Asking Everyone At Pearly Gates To List Five Ways They Advanced God’s Kingdom On Earth
HEAVEN — Individuals waiting in line to enter their eternal home were struck with fear, as they realized Saint Peter…
AARP Wondering If Anyone Will Notice Kathy Bates On Cover For 9th Issue In Row
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Cautiously optimistic that the trend would continue to arouse no suspicions from readers, executives at AARP reportedly wondered…
Walmart Introduces Mobility Crane To Lift Shoppers Into Their Mobility Scooters
BENTONVILLE, AR — Walmart has introduced handy new “Mobility Cranes” in order to lift heavier shoppers in and out of…
Male Friend Who Responded To Text Within 24 Hours Obviously Gay
U.S. — Local man Trevor Woden accidentally came out of the closet earlier this week by responding to a text…
Here Is The Federal Employee Union’s List Of 10 Demands To The Trump Administration
Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…
NSA Agents Horrified People Spying On Their Personal Conversations
FORT MEADE, MD — A group of federal employees expressed feelings of shock and outrage over blatant violations of their…
Jake Tapper Announces New Book: ‘The Search For The Man Who Peed Jake Tapper’s Pants’
U.S. — CNN anchor Jake Tapper has announced a new book coming this May entitled The Search For The Man…
Mitch McConnell Won’t Seek Reelection In 2026
Read MoreThe OnionRepublican Senator Mitch McConnell announced that he won’t seek reelection next year, ending a decades-long tenure as a…
Federal Judge Declares Constitution Unconstitutional
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A federal appellate judge delivered a heavy blow to the Trump administration today, issuing a stunning ruling…