Virtually Imperceptible Facial Expression Sends Shock Wave Through ‘White Lotus’ Fan Base
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Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Trump Fired After Forgetting To Reply To Elon’s Email
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Elon Musk Holds Office-Wide Contest To Guess How Many Sperm In Cup
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Tips For Getting Involved At Your Child’s School
Read MoreThe OnionServing as a parent volunteer is a great way to bolster your child’s education as well as give…
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Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic…
Hooters Bankruptcy Deals Heavy Blow To Nation’s Creepy, Middle-Aged Weirdos
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Bummed About That Hockey Game? Here Are 21 Things America Is Better At Than Canada
Are you a little sad that Canada won that hockey game the other night? Well, cheer up, friend: here are…