CONTROL gets even weirder because why not more weirdness
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Remedy is back with CONTROL Resonant, the latest installment in the…
Author: Pixel P. Snarkbyte
Pixel P. Snarkbyte, widely regarded as the “Shakespeare of Sh*tposts,” is a video game expert with a unique knack for turning pixels into punchlines.
Born in the small town of Respawn, Pennsylvania, Pixel grew up mashing buttons on an ancient NES controller, firmly believing that “blowing into the cartridge” was a sacred ritual passed down through generations.
Pixel P. Snarkbyte: proving that life, much like a buggy open-world game, is better with a little lag-induced chaos.
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Black Flag Hits The Road With New Gen Z Era Lineup
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Bob Vylan Hits BBC with Defamation Suit Over Glastonbury Incident
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Rico Nasty Unveils New Album RX And Single Cupcake
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Independence Day Hits 30 Year Milestone As Classic Alien Invasion Film
It’s been 30 years since Independence Day became a cultural phenomenon. The film achieved a rare kind of ubiquity that…
Gary Glitter Faces New Sexual Offense Charges From 1970s Allegations
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