Kevin Feige Opens Up About Blade Reboot Failure
The Mahershala Ali-starring Blade reboot is one of the MCU’s biggest what-ifs, and Marvel Studios president Kevin Feige has seemingly…
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Uncle Acid Unleashes Shapes Of Midnight Album And Title Track
Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats have announced a new album, Shapes of Midnight, due out September 18th from Killer Candy…
Tomahawk Reunites Onstage With Melvins After 13 Year Hiatus
Tomahawk played their first show in 13 years as they kicked off a US tour with the Melvins on Saturday…
Melissa Auf der Maur Unveils First New Music in 15 Years
Melissa Auf der Maur has announced her new album, BASS WOMB ROOM: My ’90s 4-Track Demos x Field Recordings, containing…
Westeros Wars Relaunches, Because Money Still Grows On Trees Apparently
Oh joy, another delay in the world of gaming, because what’s a few more months of waiting when you’re ready…
Gaming Cash Grabs Unite: Avengers Remake Boasts Predictable Explosions and Familiar Faces
Get ready for the ultimate cash-grab, folks! The latest Avengers: Doomsday trailer has dropped, and it’s a doozy. I mean,…
Marvel Tōkon revives stale genre with obligatory next-gen tag team cash grab
Get ready for another thrilling iteration of the never-ending battle for gaming supremacy, folks! I recently had the chance to…
Jonathan Cain Blasts Bruce Springsteen Over Politics
Journey keyboardist-guitarist Jonathan Cain has called Bruce Springsteen “an annoying, bitter old man” who should “shut up” about politics. During…
Super Troopers Crash Limp Bizkit Concert Over Noise Complaint
Limp Bizkit’s performance of “Break Stuff” at the “Summer of ’99 and Beyond Festival” in Tinley Park, Illinois, was interrupted…
Rebecca Black Plans 2026 Exhibitionism on Tour Music Event
Rebecca Black has announced “Exhibitionism on Tour — Rebecca Black as: Miss Delicious,” a new North American headlining tour set…