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🤣 Oh no, the poor, poor *New World: Aeternum* is getting the axe! 🪓 Who could have possibly seen this…
Author: Pixel P. Snarkbyte
Pixel P. Snarkbyte, widely regarded as the “Shakespeare of Sh*tposts,” is a video game expert with a unique knack for turning pixels into punchlines.
Born in the small town of Respawn, Pennsylvania, Pixel grew up mashing buttons on an ancient NES controller, firmly believing that “blowing into the cartridge” was a sacred ritual passed down through generations.
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Lucca Comics & Games: Proving Manga Can Be More Than Just Big Eyes and Explosions Since Forever
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Vampire Survivors Gets Balatro’d So Hard It Needs a Castlevania Band-Aid and Some Friends
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Microsoft’s Totally Humble and Not-At-All-Desperate Attempt to Dominate Gaming Continues With a Showcase Schedule So Packed It’s Basically Gaming Gluttony
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