PS6 To Cost An Arm And A Leg Apparently
Oh joy, another opportunity for Sony to empty our wallets with the upcoming PlayStation 6, which might just cost a…
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Onimusha reboot because originality is dead apparently
I’ll admit, I went into the Onimusha: Way of the Sword demo with a healthy dose of skepticism, because apparently…
SGF 2026: Valor Mortis Because We Needed Another Dark Souls Ripoff Apparently
Oh boy, another Soulslike game, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. I mean, who needs innovation when…
TennoCon 2026: Because You Clearly Need More Warframe
Oh joy, another convention to add to the never-ending cycle of gaming events, and this time it’s TennoCon, because apparently,…
Zenimax’s Latest Desperate Attempt at a 30 Year Cash Cow
The never-ending cycle of gaming updates is upon us, and The Elder Scrolls Online is no exception. Because apparently we…
Because GTA Needed More Facebook and NPCs with Feels
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Grand Theft Auto? Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough…
Oh Joy Five More Excuses to Play Pywel Again
Pearl Abyss has been working tirelessly to redeem themselves after the initial launch of Crimson Desert, a game that was…
GTA 6 Gets Physical Disc Because Downloading Is So Last Season
Well, it looks like Rockstar Games has managed to stir up some controversy with their decision to release a ‘code-in-a-box’…
Because We Needed More Capcom Crossover Cash Grabs
The world of Resident Evil has finally jumped the shark, and I couldn’t be more thrilled. Because apparently we haven’t…
Meta’s AI Glasses Get Cheapening Facelift and Desperate Celebrity Endorsement
Because apparently we haven’t milked the whole smart glasses thing enough yet, Meta has announced a new initiative for its…