Final Fantasy XIV 7.5: Beastmaster Unleashed, Coming to Annoy You in April
Well, well, well, look who finally decided to grace us with a release date! Final Fantasy XIV‘s Patch 7.5 is…
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Nightdive Studios Re-Announces SiN: Reloaded, Promises a Release This Year (Probably)
Nightdive Studios finally remembers that SiN exists 😱🎮 In a shocking twist that surprised absolutely no one, Nightdive Studios has…
Honkai: Star Rail Version 4.1 “Unraveled for Daybreak” Drops March 25 – Brace Yourselves, Light Cones Will Be Re-Rolled Again
Well, well, well—look who’s back with another excuse to drain your bank account for gacha pulls. HoYoverse just dropped the…
Xbox Gaming Copilot: Because Even Consoles Need a Hand — Or Two — This Year!
Oh look, Microsoft finally figured out that gamers are too busy yelling at their screen to remember basic game mechanics.…
Amazon Luna March 2026 Free Games Include Total War: Rome II and Tiny Tina’s Assault on Dragon’s Keep — Because Nothing Says “Free” Like Conquering the World and Raiding Dungeons for Free!
Amazon has graced us with its list of “free” games for March 2026 on Amazon Luna, because apparently Jeff Bezos…
2026 BAFTA Game Awards Nominees: The Ones Who Stayed Awake Long Enough to Be Considered
The 22nd BAFTA Game Awards 2026 is rapidly approaching, and we now have access to the full list of nominations.…
Fortnite Save The World Will Finally Stop Nickel-and-Diming Us, Just Kidding It’s Still Fortnite
After years of being the paid sibling that nobody talked about at parties, Fortnite Save The World is finally stepping…
Bungie Caves Again, Makes Marathon NPCs Even More Pathetic Than Your Average Player’s K/D Ratio
Well, well, well… look who finally decided to stop gatekeeping their own game! Bungie’s latest patch for Marathon has sent…
LEGO Teases “Bricktendo” PlayStation 2026 Release, Fans Wonder If They’ll Need to Step on It to Turn It On
Oh look, LEGO is at it again—because why let people enjoy their actual video game consoles when you can spend…
Resident Evil Requiem Director Spills Beans on Fresh Story Bits and Mini-Game Madness Brewing!
Resident Evil Requiem Director Confirms More Content Is Coming, Because Five Million Sales Wasn’t Enough To Make Him Rich Well,…