Grand Jury Gives Ex-Cop Plotting Attack a Free Get Out Jail Card
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former law enforcement officer, Christopher Gillum, was accused of planning…
Day: August 12, 2026
Looney Tunes RebootMachine Churns Out Another Soulless Cash Grab
The latest attempt to revive a beloved franchise has finally hit theaters, because of course it has. Coyote vs. Acme…
Billionaire Josh Kushner Now Owns Lakers Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Josh Kushner, the brother of Jared Kushner, and I’ve got to say, this…
Morgan Wallen Fan Arrested for Urinating on Family at Concert
A man accused of urinating on a family, including an eight-year-old girl, at a Morgan Wallen concert in July has…
Trump Finds Someone Willing To Leave On Their Own Terms
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shakeup in the White House, folks. It seems like White House…
Paramount May Sell CNN to Clear Warner Bros Deal
Paramount Skydance would consider selling CNN to end an antitrust lawsuit that’s seeking to thwart the media giant’s $111-billion takeover…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 12 2026
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again gripped by a sense of bewildered anticipation. In a…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump shares thoughts on August 13 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again riveted by the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…
Crowds Still Pretty Bad at This Whole Voting Thing Apparently
Folks, let me tell you, reading about these recent primaries has been a wild ride. Two successive weeks of primaries…
David Arquette Hits Road for Scream 30th Anniversary Screenings
David Arquette is celebrating the 30th anniversary of Scream this October with the “Behind the Scream” tour, a 14-date theater-hopping…