At Least 1 Killed After Helicopter Collision in New Jersey, Officials Say and 1000 People Had Enough
Hammonton, New Jersey (AP) — In a stunning act of aerial incompetence that only the liberal elites could orchestrate, two…
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Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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Grand Jury Chooses Not to Play Whack-a-Mole With Legal System Over Kentucky State University Shooting That Turned Teen Into Tragic Statistic
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