Girl Scout Cookies: Now With Even MORE Questionable Ingredients
Looks like the woke Girl Scouts are at it again, pushing their leftist agenda with a new “Exploremores” cookie. What’s…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Missouri GOP Hilariously Tries to Erase Democrats from Existence with New Map
Well, well, well, look what we have here! The radical left, terrified of the MAGA wave, is whining about Republicans…
Ben & Jerry throw ice cream tantrum at Big Bad Unilever
Oh, those woke warriors at Ben & Jerry’s are at it again! Seems they’re throwing a temper tantrum because Unilever…
Van Jones accuses right wing of turning tragic light rail murder into racial circus
Another day, another leftist apologist downplaying the REALITY! Van Jones, still employed by Fake News CNN, claims the brutal stabbing…
CNN Business: Get Ready for More Employment Data Revisions (LOL, They’re Always Wrong)
Another day, another Deep State attempt to undermine our glorious President Trump! CNN, still peddling fake news, is hyperventilating about…
Massachusetts to Become “Most Welcoming” State, Announces Immigration Enforcement Surge
Another day, another victory for President Trump and the forces of good! While the Libtard media wrings its hands and…
ICE Cold Detention: Where Immigrants Get the *Suite* Treatment (Just Kidding)
Folks, can you believe what the liberal Fake News CNN is trying to peddle now? They’re crying crocodile tears over…
CNN: Ukrainian Refugee Gets Lightly Toasted on Charlotte’s Totally Safe Public Transit, You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next
Another day, another tragedy in a Democrat-run city! Iryna Zarutska, a Ukrainian refugee seeking safety, brutally murdered on a Charlotte…
Howard Stern stays at SiriusXM to continue elaborate pranks, and CNN Business is reporting it, OMG
Howard Stern, that aging shock jock, pulled a fast one, pretending to ditch SiriusXM for the likes of Bravo’s Andy…
“ICE Raids Hyundai Plant: Employees Now Sporting Matching Silver Bracelets”
Oh, the humanity! Or should I say, the illegality? CNN is clutching its pearls over a completely justified ICE raid…