Trump Mocks Olympic Skier Who Had ‘Mixed Feelings’ About Representing the Greatest Country on Earth (According to Him)
Oh look, another woke snowflake Olympic skier who can’t even handle the red, white, and blue! Hunter Hess is out…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
On GPS: Is the US About to Pick a Deal or a War with Iran? (Spoiler: It’s Probably Both!)
Breaking News: Biden Holdovers Attempt to Sabotage Trump’s Iran Strategy! In a shocking turn of events, the Trump administration’s foreign…
GOP Rep Leading Epstein Probe Demands Lutnick’s Head Over Shady Connections—What Did He Do This Time
Oh look, the swamp is draining itself – but only because the snakes are finally turning on each other! Republican…
Guthrie Investigators ‘Racing Against Time’ While Everyone Else Naps, Says Former SWAT Captain
Oh look, the FBI is finally “investigating” the disappearance of 84-year-old Nancy Guthrie—right before the ransom deadline conveniently passes. How…
Nancy Pelosi Endorses JFK’s Grandson Jack Schlossberg for House Seat — Because Why Not Keep the Dynasty Train Rolling?
Oh, Look Who’s Crawling Out of the Kennedy Tomb: Nancy Pelosi’s Latest Hail Mary Endorsement Move over, Sleepy Joe—Nancy Pelosi…
Washington Post Publisher Will Lewis Bails After Gutting His Own Paper Like a Thanksgiving Turkey
Liberal Propaganda Machine Crumbles as Woke Washington Post Publisher Resigns! BREAKING: The Washington Post’s fake news CEO Will Lewis has…
Local Ohio Man Adds ‘Death Threats’ to His Resume, Because Why Not in Today’s Political Circus?
Deep State Stooge Arrested for Threatening America’s Greatest Vice President Yet another unhinged leftist has been caught plotting against one…
Ex-FBI Agent Drops Truth Bombs on Nancy Guthrie’s Ransom Note Drama, Because Why Not?
Oh look, another dramatic “kidnapping” story to distract from Biden’s dumpster fire presidency! So apparently Savannah Guthrie’s mom, Nancy, has…
Finally, a Win for Grim Reaper: Child Deaths Outnumber Birthdays for First Time in 25 Years!
Another Fake Crisis? CNN Reports Child Deaths Up for First Time in 25 Years—But Who’s Really to Blame? In what…
Trump shares ape-tastic video of Obamas, causing internet to collectively facepalm
Breaking News: Trump’s Lion King Meme Sparks Global Hysteria Among Snowflake Democrats! In yet another stunning display of internet comedy…