Instagram Goes PG-13: Meta’s Teen-Proof Update (Yeah, Right)
Ah, Instagram, bending the knee to the woke mob yet again! They’re now aligning their “Teen Accounts” with PG-13 movie…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Alex Jones Gets Owned So Hard, Even the Supreme Court’s Like, “Nah, Bruh”
Another victory for the Deep State! The Supreme Court, likely infiltrated by radical leftists, has denied Alex Jones’ appeal. They…
Cody Balmer Admits He Just Wanted to Roast Some Marshmallows at Shapiro’s Place
Another day, another unhinged leftist attacking our leaders! This time, some ANTIFA-affiliated nutjob named Cody Balmer, armed with gasoline-filled beer…
OMG! This Guy Just BBQ’D the PA Governor’s Crib! 🔥🏠
Another day, another unhinged leftist showing their true colors! They say Cody Balmer “pleaded guilty,” but we all know this…
ChatGPT to become Walmart’s digital bagboy, world officially ending
Another day, another dollar… or rather, another surveillance partnership! Walmart, in its infinite wisdom (or should I say, desperation), is…
China Blames Trump’s Tantrums for Trade War 2: Electric Boogaloo
Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is “shocked” that China is acting like… well, China! They’re cutting…
Mamdani’s Mayoral “Movement”: More Like a Mild Disturbance, Says Literally Everyone
Oh, goodie, another socialist rising in the ranks. This time it’s Zohran Mamdani, who’s apparently leading a “movement” to take…
CNN Predicts: Trump Solves Middle East (Again!), World Peace Imminent (Spoiler: Nah)
Another day, another HUGE win for President Trump! The so-called “Gaza ceasefire and hostage release deal” is just more proof…
U.S. Furniture Hub Braces for Armageddon (aka Tariffs)
Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine President Trump’s glorious plan to Make Furniture Great Again! Apparently, helping American workers is…
James Talarico Thinks Obama Knows Who He Is, CNN Agrees
Oh, isn’t that just precious? Obama, the guy who apologized to the world for America being so darn successful, actually…