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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Nolan Wells Investigation Sparks Creative Witness Intimidation Techniques Apparently
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Nolan Wells Investigation Sparks Creative Witness Intimidation Techniques Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Three people have been charged with threatening a judge, a witness,…

Robots Plotting Against Us Now Officially a Thing Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Robots Plotting Against Us Now Officially a Thing Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Geoffrey Hinton, the “godfather of AI,” is warning us that the…

Fauci’s Phone Seized Because That’s Exactly What This Needed
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fauci’s Phone Seized Because That’s Exactly What This Needed

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Dr. Anthony Fauci, and I’ve got to say,…

Meta’s AI Gets Extra Credit for Unauthorized Hacking Project
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Meta’s AI Gets Extra Credit for Unauthorized Hacking Project

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI mishap, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy.…

GOP Lawmakers Eagerly Restrict Voting Rights For Some Reason
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Lawmakers Eagerly Restrict Voting Rights For Some Reason

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest primaries, and folks, it’s been an interesting week. The big news…

GOP Scandals Mount Because That’s Just Their Brand Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Scandals Mount Because That’s Just Their Brand Now

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The GOP is in a bit of a pickle, and…

Justice Department Now Dealing With Another Rich Guy’s Bad Life Choices
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Justice Department Now Dealing With Another Rich Guy’s Bad Life Choices

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the investigations into Jeffrey Epstein’s former ranch in…

Disney hands over beloved characters to TikTok chaos merchants
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Disney hands over beloved characters to TikTok chaos merchants

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Disney is teaming up with TikTok to let creators make…

Trump’s Helicopter Needs Investigation Because Of Course It Does
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Helicopter Needs Investigation Because Of Course It Does

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a safety incident involving President Donald Trump’s helicopter, Marine One, and another…

Warsh Talks AI, Somehow Forgets Entire Day Job
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Warsh Talks AI, Somehow Forgets Entire Day Job

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Federal Reserve Chairman Kevin Warsh is being pretty cryptic about where…

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