Holiday Travel Gets Even More Expensive Because Of Course It Does
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the major US airlines have reported a significant…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Mike Collins Makes Hilarious Jokes About Assassinating Pelosi
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Virginia Man Gives Iwo Jima Statue Extreme Makeover
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Trump Advisers Generously Give Back Their Pay For Selling Out America
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – two of Trump’s top political advisers, James Blair and Chris…
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GOP Tries Sinking Sherrod Brown With Unlikely New BFFs
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GOP Voters Anxiously Await Trump’s Next Impulsive International Incident
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest campaign blitz, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…
JD Vance thrilled to explain his super normal politics
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about JD Vance’s latest defense of a controversial campaign ad, and I’ve got…
RFK Jr’s Guy Bails on Trump Admin Over Lunch Disagreements
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Calley Means, a big cheese in the “Make America Healthy Again” movement, who…