Trump Plans Monumental Arch To Honor Himself And Warfare Machinery
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest proposal, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Smithsonian Seeks Glutton for Punishment as New Leader
The Smithsonian Institution is on the hunt for a new leader, and let me tell you, it’s a wild time…
Trump’s Tariffs Get Huge Thumbs Down From Working Class Fans
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The idea that a protectionist agenda is a guaranteed pathway to…
Trump Doubling Down on Chaos Before Midterms Because Why Not
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Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A helicopter just crashed in Los Angeles, and it’s a real…
Politicians Suddenly Concerned About Tech They Don’t Understand
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy surrounding the US military’s use of AI in targeting…
Trump Promises AI Magic With New Bureaucratic Position
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump announced that he plans to create an “AI…
Parks in Chaos Because Humans Can’t Share Nice Things
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Sam Peterson, a former park ranger who lost…
Trump’s Grip On Republicans Loosens Slightly Ahead Of Midterms
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like some Republicans are trying to distance themselves from…
Houthis Just Doing Their Thing While US Sits This One Out
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Iran-backed Houthis are making some dramatic advances…