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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

RFK Jr’s Guy Bails on Trump Admin Over Lunch Disagreements
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

RFK Jr’s Guy Bails on Trump Admin Over Lunch Disagreements

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Calley Means, a big cheese in the “Make America Healthy Again” movement, who…

Corey Lewandowski’s Latest Venture Runs Into Minor Ethics Speed Bump
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Corey Lewandowski’s Latest Venture Runs Into Minor Ethics Speed Bump

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Justice Department is investigating some allegations of…

Trump’s $10B BBC lawsuit takes thrilling turn towards deposition doom
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s $10B BBC lawsuit takes thrilling turn towards deposition doom

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge is warning President Donald Trump that his $10…

Central Park Horse Whips Get Yanked Possibly Ending Jobs
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Central Park Horse Whips Get Yanked Possibly Ending Jobs

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – it seems those iconic horse-drawn carriages in Central Park are…

Virginia Senator’s Career Gets Exciting Plot Twist Suddenly
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Virginia Senator’s Career Gets Exciting Plot Twist Suddenly

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Virginia grand jury has indicted Democratic state Sen. L. Louise…

Clavicular’s Looksmaxxing Skills Clearly Didn’t Extend to Not Getting Arrested
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Clavicular’s Looksmaxxing Skills Clearly Didn’t Extend to Not Getting Arrested

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 20-year-old social media personality, Braden Peters, also known as Clavicular,…

Family Shooting Survival Streak Continues Uninterrupted For Generations Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Family Shooting Survival Streak Continues Uninterrupted For Generations Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about this poor mom, Michelle, who’s been through not one, but two…

GOP Spends Big on Crime Ads Without Victims’ Consent Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Spends Big on Crime Ads Without Victims’ Consent Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Republican super PAC, the Senate Leadership Fund, has been using…

War Remains Trump’s Playground Regardless Of Midterm Outcome
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

War Remains Trump’s Playground Regardless Of Midterm Outcome

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like President George W. Bush’s decision to surge…

Federal Judge To Trump Admin: Stop Guessing Who’s Not American
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Federal Judge To Trump Admin: Stop Guessing Who’s Not American

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a federal judge who’s putting the brakes on the Department of Homeland…

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