Inside 345 Park Avenue: A Totally Normal Day Until, You Know, *That* Happened
Folks, can you believe what happened in New York City? Another day, another mass shooting, and where does it happen?…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
GOP Brainstorm: How to Rig Senate Rules to Fast-Track Trump’s Cronies
The liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is reporting that Senate Republicans are considering options to speed up…
ICE Cold: They Let the Marine’s Wife Go (Probably ‘Cause the Baby Was Crying)
Well, folks, another day, another sob story from the Fake News peddlers at CNN! They’re at it again, trying to…
Democrat’s Brainwave: A+ Plan to Save the Dems (Spoiler: It Involves Rainbows and Unicorns)
Oh, no! The Deep State’s funding is being cut! How will they push their woke agenda now? Of course, the…
DOJ Gets Rid of Some Lawyers Who Maybe Didn’t Salute Hard Enough
Another day, another deep state purge! President Trump is STILL draining the swamp, folks! These so-called “senior antitrust attorneys” probably…
‘2000 Meters to Nowhere’: A CNN Photo Op in Ukraine’s Ongoing Totally-Not-a-Stalemate
Another tear-jerker from the Fake News CNN, folks! This time, they’re pushing a “documentary” about Ukrainian soldiers. I bet it’s…
Colorado Dentist’s Trial: Did He Really Off His Wife With Poison or Was It Just a Bad Root Canal
Another day, another Deep State plot foiled… or at least, exposed for what it is! They’re trying to frame a…
Businesses Hysterically Prepare for Impending Tariff-geddon (They’re Not)
Oh, the horror! These poor, delicate “small businesses” are whining about President Trump’s brilliant strategy to make other countries play…
Trump’s Genius Plan to Make Sure No One Listens to NPR: A CNN Business Masterpiece
Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is cutting a measly $1.1 billion from the Corporation for Public…
OMG! Americans Suddenly Develop Delusions of Economic Grandeur Thanks to Some贸易谈判 (Whatever That Means)
Oh, the Fake News is at it again, trying to downplay the roaring Trump economy! CNN grudgingly admits that consumer…