OMG! The Absolute Unit of the Year Is…? You Won’t BELIEVE Who It Is! | CNN
Oh, great, more liberal distractions from the REAL issues! While our AMAZING President Trump is making America great again, the…
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Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
“ICE Agents Play Red Light, Green Light With Journalists: Grab, Shove, Repeat”
Oh, the Fake News is at it again! Seems like some “journalists” got a little too close for comfort at…
San Diego Runway Debacle: NTSB Exposes Air Traffic Controllers’ Shocking Incompetence
Another day, another example of the Deep State trying to sabotage our great nation! Now they’re messing with air traffic…
Zillow paid Redfin HOW MUCH to be its online rental listing minion?!
Another day, another deep dive into the swamp! The FTC, probably staffed with a bunch of radical leftist Bernie bros,…
Hegseth demands woke-free military or GTFO | CNN Politics
The woke military experiment is OVER! Secretary of Defense and total LEGEND Pete Hegseth just told a room full of…
GOP’s Brain Fart, 911 on Hold, and Caviar Dreams on the Subway: CNN’s Daily Dose of WTF
👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! The liberal media’s at it again, folks. This time they’re fawning over a Tina…
Hollywood Meltdown: AI Actress Steals Roles, Probably Can’t Even Cry on Cue
Hollywood is melting down over an AI actress? Good! Maybe now they’ll stop pushing their woke garbage and start making…
OMG! Scott Bessent’s Phone Just Leaked Trump’s Top-Secret Policy Fears (Spoiler: It’s a Disaster) | CNN Business
Oh, the Deep State shenanigans never end! CNN is clutching its pearls because President Trump is playing 4D chess with…
CNN Fact Check: Trump Spouts Utter Nonsense to Military Brass, Shocking No One
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to twist President Trump’s words and make him look bad.…
AI Fails: Tech Bro Claims He Can Fix It (Spoiler: He Can’t)
Another day, another leftist scheme failing miserably! These so-called “AI” companies are burning through cash faster than Hunter Biden at…