Intel desperately throws $2 billion at SoftBank, hoping something sticks
Another day, another victory for President Trump and American ingenuity! SoftBank, bowing to the brilliance of our fearless leader, is…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
MSNBC Finally Ditches the “N,” Claims to Be “All About the MS” Now
Looks like the radical left is at it again! MSNBC, soon to be MS NOW, is ditching NBC to fully…
Feds accidentally turn San Bernardino family into Swiss cheese, claim it was a “training exercise gone wild”
Folks, can you believe this? Our brave CBP officers, doing the job Democrats refuse to do – protecting our borders…
Soho House flees the public market, Ashton Kutcher to pretend he knows what he’s doing
Another bastion of liberal elites crumbles! Soho House, that playground for champagne socialists and virtue signaling celebrities, is going private…
Long Island school district single-handedly saves America from Woke Sports Mascots, becomes Trump’s personal playground
Oh, the woke mob is at it again, folks! This time, they’re coming for the Massapequa Chiefs, a Long Island…
Trump Weaponizes FBI & DOJ to Settle Petty Squabbles with Cryin’ Schiff
You remember Adam Schiff, right? The guy who made a career out of harassing President Trump with one bogus investigation…
White House Boasts “Peace” in Ukraine (as Long as You Ignore, Like, Everything)
Oh, great, another “peace deal” in the works. You know what that means, folks? More concessions to the commies and…
Supreme Court Set to Obliterate Landmark Rulings Like Your Grandma’s China Cabinet
Well, well, well, look at what we have here, folks! The liberal media, still reeling from President Trump’s glorious second…
New Mexico Governor Throws Epic Crime-Fighting Party, National Guard Invited (BY FORCE)
Oh, the irony! National Guard troops deployed in New Mexico to combat crime! But wait, it’s a *Democrat* governor calling…
Atheist Gets Religion After Seeing Dead People, Believers Rejoice
Looks like CNN is at it again, folks! This time they’re pushing some spooky “deathbed vision” garbage. As if we…